Feeling a little lonely? Too much time on your hands? How about this bargain?? Let me describe it just a bit. Some of you may wish to sit down.
Picture two adorable small children. The Weeping Princess is nearly three, and Tanbone nearly 5. Cute, cute, cute! Well-behaved, too, according to OTHER people. Ha! Little do they know.
All day, this is what I hear:
Twinkle, twinke, twinkle! Little STORE!
How I wonder what you are!
Way up in the sky away so HIGH!
Like a DIMING in the SKY!
Now I know my ABCS!
Next time sing with me. Eeee.
Cute, huh? Especially when you hear it five hundred times a day!She holds the kitties on her lap and sings it to them. She carries her frightening babydoll around and sings to it. (This is the doll is probably 50 years old, no exaggeration, and has most of the paint missing from its face. One day she tucked it into Middlepoet’s bed and nearly gave him a stroke.)
Then, we have Tanbone, who has learned that there is, indeed, joy in repetition. Mom! he says. Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommmmmy! MOOOOOOOMMMMYYYY! Looky! See? {bellows}MOOOOO OOOOOMMMMM! Come LOOKY!
If I finally give in and trudge from the back bedroom (did I mention I’m sick today? Very sick, actually.), he points to the current television commercial and says, “I wantdat.”
Right. That is SO gonna happen.
Add in three dogs, an unholy number of cats (anyone want a kitten? Three?), a bird who looks like he’d just like to be taken to the animal shelter for a little peace, and you have Instant Bodypoet Family!
If you order now, I’ll throw in two older boys as well. One of them loves jazz, the other loves the blues and all sorts of miscellaneous stuff, including Frank Sinatra. (I blame todd33rpm for that one.) So from one bedroom, we have Sinatra blaring, and from the other we have live piano (yep, he’s got a piano in his room, along with a couch, two trombones, a bumper pool table, and a stereo. I’m not sure where he actually sleeps.), trombone, or just really loud jazz recordings.
Aaaah, bliss. A veritable microcosm of Serenity here. I have, in fact, considered chaning my name from Karol to Serenity, as it would so embody my life.
Of course, I’ve also considered changing my screen id to patienceofadamnsaint.
Off to bed with me, for a few minutes, or perhaps I’ll see if I can scrub the purple marker off the faces of my little darlings.
Best,
karol