I have to agree that eggs and milk are divinely appointed foods created expressly for human consumption. Those who denigrate their use are obviously unfit for society and should be segregated into re-education camps ASAP.
I was once part of a cholesterol study where I had to eat four eggs a day, every day, for a month at a time, then off a month, then on again for another month, off again and on for a third month.
At the end of that time I wasn’t crazy about eggs, but I’ve since recovered. I also learned that egg substitutes are really no substitute. (I wasn’t supposed to know whether I was eating eggs or egg substitutes. But I fooled them by using my taste buds.)
I have never had to check the pull date on milk even though we buy it three gallons at a time. No milk has ever survived long enough in our fridge to even come close to expiring. Three gallons is about a three day supply, two days if my oldest son is home.
Now I know a significant portion of the population suffer from lactose intolerance and are unable to eat dairy products. To them I say – too bad! I still love them!!
“If ignorance were corn flakes, you’d be General Mills.”
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