In honor of Satan...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m celebrating my 666th post. :smiley:

I think this is the thread where we do the wild orgies, indulging in unhealthy & illicit mind-altering substances, and dancing naked around altar where ritual sacrifices have been made.

I think I’ll start with sacrificing a few trolls…

…in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird…

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Get thee behind me vile demon! (So I can reach the nacho dip!)

::Biting off a bat’s head:: Die die die!!! wooo hooo!

I’m ok, really I am…

Ayesha has never seen a lemur’s penis.

3

: :Dances around nekkid and drinking blood::

A toast to Satan for being so clever to hide all those hidden messages in Ozzy Osbourne songs.

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:::knock knock knock:::

Hello! I’m here to deliver the two-headed goat. Just sign right here and he’s all yours. Thanks! Have a good day!

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5

Did someone say goat?

Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk

"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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I’d volunteer to be your sacrificial lamb, but alas! I’m not a virgin.

Good luck finding one around here! :wink:

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How’s this in honor of satan? :wink:
My birthdate is 6-6-6* and my name is Michelle. :smiley:

Ducky

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

8

Forget the 6’s. Chef Troy…Grace raises wabbits and you might find one in your stew pot someday…heh heh heh

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:::dipping thumb in defiled wine, making the sign of the “Z” on Coldfire’s forehead:::

Go And Felch No More!

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Ooooh! gimme gimme gimme!

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JustDucky, you are fitting into this crew just fine. Ever think you’d consider Satanic symbolism as an advantage?

And somebody pull Coldfire away from the goat. Sheesh! Where’s that nice inflatable sheep we got for you?

So much for that sacrifice. I ain’t eatin’ that goat now. Maybe we can use the braziers for some nice sacrificial nachos.

Veb
(Gives new insight into “sympathy for the devil”, doesn’t it?)

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Speaking of illicit, mind-altering substances, I have a pint of Hagen-Daas Butter Pecan right now. BWAAAHAAAAAHAAAA!!!

…send lawyers, guns, and money…

       Warren Zevon
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How do you listen to an MP3 backwards? I need to get my instructions from the Dark Lord.

I’ll buy that for a dollar.

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{whine}How come nobody invites me to the orgies{/whine}

Oh wait, I’ve published my web site with my picture on it.

Never mind…

He’s the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armor, shouting ‘All Gods are Bastards!’

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Thanks Veb! And NO I never considered that. :wink:

Ducky

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult