In which Bibliovore scores...

It’s Monday morning, I have a nasty head cold which means the outside world is filtered through the several layers of cotton wool that someone’s managed to stuff into my head. I refuse to take medicine on general priciples unless I’m in imminent danger of death, and I got way less sleep then I’m used to last night, so I’m generally feeling pretty damn bleary-eyed and groggy as I slog through the usual pile of work on my desk. But despite all this, the world is a wonderful place this morning, and life couldn’t be better.

Why, you ask? Because last night I went on a date for the first time in ages.

See, there’s this lovely little Italian girl who I met through an on-line dating agency. This was the first time that either of us had joined one of these things, and we were both a bit nervous and a bit wary. After initially reading my profile on-line, she thought I sounded nice and sent me a message, and from there we started emailing each other, then texting each other, then calling, and finally we decided to take the plunge and arranged to meet up for dinner.

The whole thing was entirely out of character for me - I’d always balked at the thought of on-line dating before, but now that all my friends are married and settling down, I thought “What could it hurt?”.

Yes, I was nervous - I hadn’t been in a relationship since breaking off a two-year engagement a year ago, so it was safe to say that I hadn’t dated in at least three years, and that I was feeling pretty rusty. So as I was walking towards our agreed meeting place, my heart was doing the cha-cha and my stomach was doing it’s impression of a full-on, high-kicking chorus line.

So to cut a long story short, we met, we had a nice candle-lit Italian dinner while we chatted and got to know each other. Then after coffee we went for a stroll and chatted some more, found a park bench and chatted some more, finally as I walked her towards her car, I asked for a good-night kiss and was rewarded with real lip-smacking, knee-trembling smooch that robbed me of the power of speech.

We stood in that car-park for at least another half-hour, just holding each other and cuddling and kissing. It felt so good to finally hold someone close again and feel them hold me too. We finally managed to tear ourselves away from each other’s embrace, and then I began the long drive home in sort of daze.

We’re meeting again this Sunday, and I guess it’s going to be a long week…

Full on smart ass checking in here… and please take this in the good humour in which I intend it…

But man! I am sooooooooooooo happy to hear that you finally hooked up again with your sister after all these years. She sounds hot.

Way-hey, go you, and all that back slapping attaboy stuff. :slight_smile:

Boo Boo Foo - smart-arse! :smiley:

And thanks, Tansu! Sorry we didn’t get to chat at the Londope!

Bibliovore? I forgot to mention… on behalf of all of us bored Dopers?

We like to watch…

Well done old chap.

Curious: how did you phrase the kiss question? See, when I was single I never had the courage to ask. Would it go…

“How’s about a leetle kissy wissy woo?”

“Please can I have a kiss?”

“Gimme a fuckin’ kiss, beeyotch?!”

Well, we were holding hands as we approached the car, so I felt I was was in with a pretty good chance of a smooch. I just held both her hands, looked deep into her eyes, and then said in my smokiest, sexiest voice:

“So, do I get a good-night kiss?”

To which she replied:

“Of course!”

Then she leaned in and the magic began…
Oh, and it’s a shame you couldn’t make it to the Londope either, old bean. Everyone there said very nice things about you, and you sound like a laugh. Maybe next, time, eh?

Once, I was on a date, and the woman said near the end of the night that she was so tired that she was ready to just lay down and fall asleep. Obviously, if you’re a young randy guy, this is a really scary turn of events, so thinking quickly I asked…

“Oh gee… that sounds dangerous! Would you like me to be lying down on my bed to catch you just so you don’t have a hard landing?”

It worked… (corny I know… but it worked…)

Woo! Go Biblovore!!

She just sent me a text message from her office to say that she can’t stop thinking about me. And I’m apparently a great kisser.

Yay! I rock!

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Well, that’s nice. blush It was finances that stopped me, but I’m moving back to the UK in the next couple of years, so I should be able to make a few in the future.

You don’t have a pet bunny, do you? :smiley:

well done.

You know it’s funny you should ask, because I did have a pet rabbit until a few days ago, but he’s gone missing. Oh, and she’s inviting me round for some sort of mystery stew this weekend. Apparently it’s an Italian specialty…:smiley:

Good grief Bibliovore!!!
Pass me the smelling salts - I am coming over all unnecessary.

Of course, if you had said that to me I would still be kissing you, but hey, maybe that’s part of my probem.
Off to the slapper clinic for me.

See! See what you’ve done?!
I can’t even get my tags right now.

Ah, you had your chance at the Londope, you sultry temptress, you! But seeing as how you so cruelly toyed with my young and impressionable heart that fateful night, I have since turned my affections elsewhere and found comfort in the arms of another…

Speaking as one who has been down the toyboy route in the past, all I can say is
Knickers!

:smack:

Really, though Bib, I wish you and your new signorina well and hope your next date is excellent.

(The judge said I had to warn any future stalkees of my intent, so keep your eyes your eyes skinned for curly headed shadows next Sunday)
:smiley:

Thanks for the good wishes, love. And feel free to stalk me, I always perform better with an audience andyway, Hee Hee!

Italian wimmen . . . phew !

. . . . gulp ? . . .

**AAAAAGGGHHHHH! . . . . . **

Good luck, she sounds sweet - don’t meet her mother.

Bit early for that, I’d say, but any particular reason why not?