When Dave was sick, I warned him that if I caught his cold, I would mutate it and return it to him tenfold.
When Bruce caught Dave’s cold, I warned him that if I caught it, I would mutate it and return it to him tenfold.
When you caught the cold from Bruce, I warned you that if I caught it, I would mutate it and return it to you tenfold.
So you took it home and gave it to your girlfriend, who apparently mutated it and gave it back to you in more or less the same severity.
I woke up this morning with the unmistakeable early symptoms of a cold. Which means that I’m going to be spending my days off this week sick.
You will pay for this.
Damn. Where’s the vitamin C?