In Which I Pit Myself For Being a Little Bitch

[Muffin]

@Santo_Rugger

Assistant Principal: Santo! I can’t believe something like this came out of your mouth!
Me: Me either, ma’am. I don’t know what came over me.
AP: Are we going to have to tell your mother?
Me: No, ma’am, it won’t happen again.

The point of my story is that I used to be pretty intimidated, if you could call it that, by beautiful women. However, I’m doing pretty darn well now, if I must say so myself. Some of the progress came with meeting random girls on the internet that I already had a bit of common with (which in some cases was just that we both wanted to fuck). However, for me, personally, the biggest thing that allowed me to break out of my shell and not be a jackass was getting drunk at parties and talking to girls.

What, you didn’t boink the AP?

[Zsofia]

@hobscrk777

Haha. You nailed it.

I KNEW it.

Drive to Decatur and spend some time at Agnes Scott.

[Santo_Rugger]

@Muffin

What, you didn’t boink the AP?

You know what they say… If I knew then what I know now…

[AHunter3]

@hobscrk777

In Which I Pit Myself For Being a Little Bitch

…I pussied out like a little bitch.

Umm, insofar as freezing up at the prospect of asking out an attractive person of the opposite sex is apparently a widespread phenom among OUR gender, what’s with the self-disparaging terms in which you imply that you are only doing as well at it as females would do?

::continues to not understand his own gender worth a damn::

[cher3]

I’m glad you pointed that out first, AHunter3, 'cause is sure was what I was thinking.

Signed,

A Bitchy Old Pussy

[you_with_the_face]

@wheresgeorge04

Holy shit, that was my first mental response as well! I went there from 91-93, and it was a vast wasteland.

I was there 95-99.

That was four years of my life that I wouldn’t repeat for a million dollars.

[AHunter3]

Actually I guess I’m kind of second in that queue, if Cat Fight’s observations count?

[hobscrk777]

@wheresgeorge04

Thanks - I thought it might have to do with Calvin and Hobbes, and I recognize that particular strip…

Joe

@AHunter3

Umm, insofar as freezing up at the prospect of asking out an attractive person of the opposite sex is apparently a widespread phenom among OUR gender, what’s with the self-disparaging terms in which you imply that you are only doing as well at it as females would do?

::continues to not understand his own gender worth a damn::

@cher3

I’m glad you pointed that out first, AHunter3, 'cause is sure was what I was thinking.

Signed,

A Bitchy Old Pussy

The following statements are directed to wheresgeorge04, AHunter3,cher3, and anyone else of a like mind. My usage of the words “pussy” and “bitch” were used only in their colloquially disparaging sense of inadequacy, with no connotations of any kind specific to women. My diction in no way, shape, or form reflects on my attitudes towards women. Furthermore, anyone who suggests that this is the case from hereon out will have missed the point of my OP.

[AHunter3]

@hobscrk777

The following statements are directed to wheresgeorge04, AHunter3,cher3, and anyone else of a like mind. My usage of the words “pussy” and “bitch” were used only in their colloquially disparaging sense of inadequacy, with no connotations of any kind specific to women. My diction in no way, shape, or form reflects on my attitudes towards women. Furthermore, anyone who suggests that this is the case from hereon out will have missed the point of my OP.

Clueless.

[Man_With_a_Cat]

@Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup

Every guy I’ve ever met that seems to be dating well above where he should in terms of quality, if you know what I mean, has one thing in common.

He asked her.

The worst she can do is say no, and that’s so little downside compared to the upside

Exactly this. I went through my single years dating WAY over my head. Lots of times, those are exactly the girls not dating anyone, because every other guy did the same as you did outside of the classroom.

[Muffin]

@Santo_Rugger

You know what they say… If I knew then what I know now…

So very true.

[kittenblue]

Actually, I thought by your use of the word in the title, that you were a girl. I read the whole thing through twice, saying to myself…“why can’t one girl offer to study with another girl, even if there aren’t many girls there?” Since oftentimes plain girls can be intimidated by hot girls, I was totally confused, until I figured out you were a boy. So it this context, I think your closing phrase was just…confusing.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

@kittenblue

Actually, I thought by your use of the word in the title, that you were a girl. I read the whole thing through twice, saying to myself…“why can’t one girl offer to study with another girl, even if there aren’t many girls there?” Since oftentimes plain girls can be intimidated by hot girls, I was totally confused, until I figured out you were a boy. So it this context, I think your closing phrase was just…confusing.

I wasn’t confused at all by the use of words. I understood.

[Yorikke]

@hobscrk777

The following statements are directed to wheresgeorge04, AHunter3,cher3, and anyone else of a like mind. My usage of the words “pussy” and “bitch” were used only in their colloquially disparaging sense of inadequacy, with no connotations of any kind specific to women. My diction in no way, shape, or form reflects on my attitudes towards women. Furthermore, anyone who suggests that this is the case from hereon out will have missed the point of my OP.

Don’t drag my ass into this - I just responded regarding the Calvin and Hobbes strip!

Joe

[hobscrk777]

@wheresgeorge04

Don’t drag my ass into this - I just responded regarding the Calvin and Hobbes strip!

Joe

wheresgeorge04, I sincerely apologize. I honestly can’t imagine why I quoted you along with the other two quotes in post 28. For your Calvin and Hobbes affinity, and for my mistake in dragging you in accidentally, you get 10^17.6 points in your favor.