Well, that’s better than the way I handled it as a senior in high school…
Precalculus. Fourth hour. The hottest gal in the entire school, a junior, was sitting in a separate “learning group” of four people. The teacher, a complete noob, was trying to explain what differentiation was (and doing a horrible job of it).
Me: I don’t understand; the odometer on a car doesn’t move backwards when you’re in reverse?
Teacher: Yes it does.
Other students: Umm, no it doesn’t.
Me: Well, let’s use the example of just a simple wheel that has an odometer on it that’s allowed it to go in reverse (the specific example was that of a bug).
Hot Girl: Why don’t you just shut up so we can move on!
Me: Why don’t you just shut up and suck my dick?!
Teacher: flabergasted
Other students: flabbergasted / stifled laughter
Teacher: You need to apologize right now, or leave my classroom!
Me: picks up things, leaves classroom
Fortunately, the next day when I was called into the office, the ACT results had just come into the main office, and the assistant principal had just looked at them. The conversation looked like this.
Assistant Principal: Santo! I can’t believe something like this came out of your mouth!
Me: Me either, ma’am. I don’t know what came over me.
AP: Are we going to have to tell your mother?
Me: No, ma’am, it won’t happen again.
The point of my story is that I used to be pretty intimidated, if you could call it that, by beautiful women. However, I’m doing pretty darn well now, if I must say so myself. Some of the progress came with meeting random girls on the internet that I already had a bit of common with (which in some cases was just that we both wanted to fuck). However, for me, personally, the biggest thing that allowed me to break out of my shell and not be a jackass was getting drunk at parties and talking to girls. It’s friggin’ hard to do sober if you’re not used to it. Your heart starts beating faster. It feels kind of the same way as when your mom comes home early and catches you frying bugs with a lighter and a can of hairspray. But, if you call a few gals that you get numbers from online, it’ll be just like calling a friend to see what he’s doing tonight. Just like anything else, you’ve got to work up to it if it’s that difficult for you. Even if it’s just pretending to ask her when you’re alone in your room. Sounds silly, but you’ll feel less silly when you do it for real, I promise. Good luck, buddy.