Egads, I’ve unleashed a monster on the boards…heheheh.
Egads, I’ve unleashed a monster on the boards…heheheh.
I think you’ll be right at home here, TalkingHead. 
Hah, yeah, I think he’s got the idea. Welcome!
Welcome TalkingHead… just remember avoid the crazy people… never look them in the eyes they go even crazier when you do that… of course here you can never tell who is crazy or sane so…
Buwuhaha! Another addict!!! Welcome aboard. There are some of the smartest and finest people in the world on this board, including the gentleman (?) who introduced you to it.
CJ
Welcome to the boards.
Did you know there are tiny raccoon spaceships on the moon?
Darn!! And here I was, thinking I’d invite you to my house (seeing as you’re in Canada, I mean it must be right around the corner from your phone booth! ) and have you make me a Dr. Seuss breakkie! 
If you keep on characterizing everything I say about you as being a half-truth, our conversations are quickly going to get predictable, you know. I can just see it now…
Only kidding, of course. But this is the second time in two days that you’ve applied the “half-truth” thing to something I’ve said about you. Sometimes I get to wondering, you know…
Hey, that’s what I was going to say about Spoz, but he specifically told me not to say that I’d created a monster after unleashing him on these forums.
TalkingHead, I like your style. Maybe we should get together sometime and truly unleash our craziness to the world, or at least on these boards. I think it would be a terrific experiemnt at the very least, and at the very most, it would cause Res to run away screaming in fear and trembling. And believe me, I can get downright crazy sometimes. Hahahaha.
F_X
Welcome to the SDMB, and pass the port, will you?
Thanks.
Run away screaming? Not bloody likely. After some of your more outlandish comments, I think I’ve put up with the worst you have to offer…
Unless you…oh…suddenly grew a tail, for example…that might scare me.
Yes friends, my post count is multiplying. I blame it all on ResIpsaLoquitor, iampunha and Flamsterette_X.
I don’t really want to picture TalkingHead boiling Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Dr. Laura and others. (Yes, I realize there are also liberal talking heads, I just can’t think of who they are off the top of my head.)
PS: I don’t like Star Wars or Star Trek.
TalkingHead was so very nice,
I have been inspired to greet him twice.
Hello and howdy-do,
I’m so pleased to meet you.
Please pass the port and a glass,
So that I to can toast your arse.
lel, it’s nice to know that we three have had a hand in increasing your post count. If there’s anything else we can do to help you, we’d love to know about it.
Res, so maybe you won’t run away screaming, but I beg to differ on the “outlandish comments” remark. As far as I know, I have never quoted any parts of the Outlander series to you. Just kidding. I know that isn’t what you meant.
I’ll admit I make some weird comments from time to time, but I don’t think that any of them were THAT outlandish. Of course, you may think differently, and you’re perfectly entitled to your opinion. However, I’d really like to know what I’ve said to you that qualifies as being really out there.
Oh, and I don’t think I’ll grow a tail. If I do, I’ll be sure to let you know as soon as possible, okay?
F_X
Oh, and as for the “worst I have to offer,” I’m not so sure you’ve seen that. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
F_X
Yeah, you can help. I’d like a chicken sandwich, french fries and a small diet soda.
hiccup
<signaling the waiter to bring more port glasses>
there’s more port behind the couch at my place… it’s hidden in the lazy susan behind the liter of glenfiddich I bought at the duty free store on my way back from my escapade of the day. Be careful not to wake the guy up in the trunk of my car though, I found him in Windsor and he said he just needed a place to sleep, so I put him in there for now.
Crazy people? You mean there’s more of them … shucks… my trunk is only so big, and the Huron river ain’t that deep… twitch, twitch I dunno what to do twitch twitch
F_X, I think we could definitely unite forces and spread our plans of global domination in the chocolate vermicelli market – nobody will see it coming – not even Res.
<standing up to make a toast, serruptitiously pushing tail into back pocket so that no one notices it>
Now my rump has been roasted … but my arse never toasted
so I laugh and I grin, and invite the chagrin
that a thrice greeted post should bring in
Now Sinshine, if that wasn’t you in the phone booth with me when I was in there, who was it? shucks, it happened again… twitch, twitch
Hey Cranky, we need to make a secret Ann Arbor handshake 
Cheers!
By the way everyone, I am having a very, very good hair day.
Now, as far as posting, err… well… twitch twitch
It was the guy sleeping in my car who hit the button while I was in the kitchen looking for more port wine – he wanted me to triple post, so hit kept hitting the button… over and over… hitting the button… So I knocked him on the head and dragged him through the back yard and told him he isn’t allowed to register… then, he took off his mask and three little hamsters came out of his suit and scampered away laughing, just laughing…
Uh hu and pigs can fly…
No, I don’t think Res will see it coming at all. It’ll hit him when he least expects it. Hahaha.
F_X