When did this become a “beat up Res” thread?
I’m hereby seeking political asylum in Australia. leech, honey, I hope you have a spare room for your commanding officer.
If he is really lucky TalkingHead could have women fighting over him eh Res? 
Welcome to the boards TalkingHead- you’ll love it!
Nice triple post by the way!
Boy are you going to eat a lot of vegemite. To keep this on track, hey, TalkingHead, do you like vegemite?
If he is really lucky TalkingHead could have women fighting over him eh Res?
Welcome to the boards TalkingHead- you’ll love it!
Nice triple post by the way!
Stupid boards said “Form contains no data try again”
It is a conspiracy I tell ya!
Oh and ** Res ** you are welcome in Yurp (well Norway to be specific) any time:D
Oh dear it appears Res may have yet more people fighting over him 'cos ems there is no way your going to get him.
:: He’s mine I say
I say him first
Let go
Grrrr
I win ::
Res honey you are more than welcome to visit the sunny land down under. I promise not to force feed you vegimite and will even let you walk Tarquin the Wonder Dog if you are nice.
That was meant to read
I saw him first
:smack: would you believe I even previewed! :smack:
Hey leechbabe that will be you, me, cosmopolitan & Flammy - man is he lucky to have four hot women willing to fight for him! 
Yeah but ems I got dib’s on the chocolate covered boobies - whats your weapon in this war?
So that means that when you are all done fighting that you’ll be too darn tired to enjoy. I think I’ll sit back, enjoy the fight, and then when you are all done, I’ll just run off with Res.
::walks half-naked through thread::
You didn’t ask about my weapon, but there it is…
[sub]First one to make a joke is … well, the first one:)[/sub]
Well, I’ll tell you a half-truth: a bunch of us got together and decided that you needed to be taken down a few pegs. Yes, even in your own thread. Sorry about that, babe, but that’s the way things go sometimes.
If you do decide to go to Australia to seek asylum with leechbabe, I’m going to tell you right now… you had better like the taste of vegemite, and emu burgers. (no kidding)
TalkingHead, don’t worry about the triple-post. You might go on to bigger and better things: such as a quadruple-post of a new thread. (which I did at least once, because the Internet was being slow at my brother’s place)
I’m not sure how well Res will take to being force-fed vegemite, but I’m happy you’re not going to do that. As for the dog, I’m sure that will be a welcome diversion for Res… at least, during the time that Tarquin’s allowed out to play.
Oh, I’m sure that the eventual winner won’t be too tired to snuggle up with Res, lel. Besides, you’ll be needed to cleanse the wounds of us all.
F_X
I think we’ve finally discovered why Flammy has so many posts! :eek:
I can’t believe I forgot about this thread. I’m hungry, pass the whatever.
[sub]I think we should call her Flamgirlant[/sub]
I contacted the office of Don King to promote this fight…
They want the ladies coated with olive oil, and pasta in the fighting ring so they can get promos from appropriate companies.
I think I’ll just shoot video…and book bets from my canadian phone booth
Wow…what am I up to, five hot Doper women after me?
Flami, lel, ems, cosmopolitan and now leech (who’s happily married, but I’ll take it!).
::::stands on home plate::::
[Lou Gherig]And today (day, day), I consider myself (self, self)…the luckiest man (man, man) on the face of the earth (earth, earth). [/Lou Gherig]
No, see, I’m not after you, Res. I’m just waiting for the other four to fight amongst themselves and once they’re all wounded, I pass out band-aids and we jet off to the tropics.
Well, considering what lel told me earlier this afternoon about her NOT cleansing our wounds, I’d say passing out band-aids is something.
Res, let’s just say that you’re a babe magnet, and leave it at that. (hopefully, that doesn’t make you blush)
TalkingHead, olive oil and pasta, eh? Sounds fine to me, as long as we get to wash ourselves afterwards. Or we) can get lucky Res to lick it off… oops, I wasn’t supposed to say that; it’s all my friend Darren’s influence, I swea.r :o (he says my mind is too clean… not right now, it isn’t)
F_X
leechbabe weapons…erm…
:thinking really hard…[lightbulb!!] I was in that thread as well:
Yeah yeah you might have chocolate covered boobies but …but…mine were sprinkled with oreos & honey dust and I bet mine are bigger than yours!!
ems, you might want to consider my weapons. I have a fantastic arsenal of them from another thread, and I think they can be put to very effective use here.
TalkingHead did indeed step it up, as he was telling me earlier. Something about a cage match inside a pasta pit.
F_X
Hmmm yes Flammy I remember those…
I knew we could corrupt/be a bad influence/encourage **TalkingHead **!!
Congrats on 2000 posts by the way.