Inconsequential things you want to admit but don't warrant an annonymous post

Gillmore girls here. So sue me.

Ha! me too :o

It occurs to me that I probably should add something new since freetobeme claims my guilty little secret for his own.
But hey, didn’t that show win some kinda award lately? so it can’t be only me…

I don’t know how to hook up my vcr to my home theater system.
It really shouldn’t be that hard but dammit, it doesn’t work.

Hi. My name is DeVena and I’m play an online role-playing game. A lot. My character (which is also named DeVena) is 88% from topping out. Asheron’s Call - Leafcull server

Gee, I feel better now. :wink:

Oh I should also mention that I’m 36, married, and female - not the intended market for online gaming.

My embarrassing cultural secret: Dances with Wolves is kind of a dumb, schlocky movie, but the ending, where Wind In His Hair is saying, “Can you not see that he is my friend,” makes me cry every time.

I’m addicted to the SDMB. :slight_smile:

Haha, some of these are good ones…

Let’s see, I do enjoy the Twix commercial “Give me a break” and find myself dancing around to the tune in my head. I don’t even like Twix but I do enjoy the commercial.

I absolutely love tacky dating reality shows. Blind Date, Elimidate, For Love or Money, Joe Millionaire, I watch them all. I got Mrs. Giraffe hooked on For Love or Money (1 and 2), and which we often discussed at length.

:: hangs head in shame ::

I second the Iron Maiden. And I’m not what you would call a metalhead, but for some reason…
Oh, I own ‘The Jazz Singer’ (Neil Diamond version) on VHS, DVD and I have the soundtrack on cassette and CD.

The “I want my father back, you son of a bitch” line in the Princess Bride makes me cry…

I think I’m getting hooked on my daughter’s Disney Princess Fruit Snacks. She fed me one (they’re in little baggies of eight or nine pieces) while she was eating them a week or so back, and then again the next couple times she had some…

And right at this moment I’m contemplating raiding the pantry and snagging a bag of them for myself.

I… read Buffy related slash fic.

Shut. Up.

[ul]:stuck_out_tongue: [sup]I listen to NPR and watch FOX News.[/sup][/ul]

If I’m home alone in the mornings, I turn on some loud music, leave the bathroom door open and shamelessly boogie all on my lonesome as I shower.

I once cooked a big bowl of mince for friends coming over for tacos, but I changed my mind and we out for dinner instead.

Later, armed with a spoon I ate the whole bowl by myself.

Like DeVena, I secretly play an online video game. I can’t tell anyone because they’ll tease me for being a great big nerd. :stuck_out_tongue:

Jervoise

I like Roger Whittaker There’s a ship lies rigged and ready in the haaarboourr . . .. Not all the time, or anything. But sometimes. But I can quit any time I want.

I talk to my message machine at work: Hi Jodi, this is Bob from Transportation . . . Hi, Bob * . . . and I have those figures you wanted on the 28th Street project . . .Glad to hear it, Bob . . . and I wondered if you want me to e-mail them . . .No, beam them directly into my head. Bob . . . or just put hard copies in the mail . . .E-mail is fine . . . etc. etc.

I eat stuff out of my refrigerator bite by bite, putting the item (whatever it is) back in the fridge between bites, on the theory that if I never remove it from the fridge I’m not really eating it.

I watch “Totally Spies” and “admire” Sam’s winning attitude, red hair, green eyes and her totally green skin tight action suit. Totally.

I can code small COBOL programs. I’ve even installed a COBOL compiler that claims partial standards compliance. I think the idea of associating a record type with a filehandle is neat, even though the age when that would have been a big deal is long past.

(Of course, I can’t get past the complete lack of intelligent syntax and subroutines. What, was it so difficult to ape Fortran in those two respects? Does expanding every nontrivial mathematical expression to three or four lines and requiring a handful of useless temporary variables really aid comprehension?

There. I feel better.)

I sometimes listen to 1970s easy listening. I think it’s the same odd bug that drew me to the ineffable ugliness of COBOL, I don’t know.

Hey me too! But I’ve given the various sides of my personality names as well!

Is it schizophrenia if the voices in your head are all your own?!

Whenever I go to the IMDb I don’t use their search engine, rather I try to click my way to what I want through the days birthdays. You know the deal, so-and-so was in this movie with s-and-so forth until I get to the person I want.

The embarassing part is that I suck at it. I often end up backtracking and giving up.

It appears that Moody Bastard is my soul mate.:slight_smile: