In this thread, we will provide succinct (ideally two words) definitions for things that, although they are incorrect, are still descriptive enough that they probably work.
Examples:
Hippopotamus = Blunt Rhino
Mushroom = Vegetable Umbrella
…
Of course, we can also have:
Rhinoceros = Sharpened Hippo
Umbrella = Waterproof Mushroon
Corned beef = clockwork meat
Komodo Dragon = Large Lizard
Um… that definition is just the correct one.
:smack: guess I didn’t completely grasp the concept, cause that’s a lot of hurt to be equated with something I see every day in the wife’s rose bushes. 
One I actually used once:
Confirmation = Catholic Bar Mitzvah
Cotton Candy = Sugared Air
Kinda reminds me of this.
Wedding ring = finger belt
Feathered = o’pinion
Alberta = Canada’s Texas
Gasoline = dinosaur juice
Glove = hand-jacket
(Rubber glove = hand-condom)