It’s more this: You are a bus driver. That’s a blue-colar, service job. Nothing wrong with it, and possibly you make a decent living at it. But newsflash, you are a bus driver. There is nothing to brag about there. Anything said about your wife comes from your incessant yammering on about how perfect she is. Lastly, your clean house isn’t very impressive. The fact you think it is, is very, very weird.
I was using google voice to respond to the post. It was to see if it would be faster than using Swype. But shouting into my phone while yelling PERIOD! made me feel too much like Gary Busey.
Yup, $90K is very believable, or at least used to be. In 2009, over 25% of Muni drivers in SF pulled in more than $80K, and 3.5% earned more than $100K.
But they’ve been cutting OT pay in the last few years (especially for drivers, not so much for supervisors). Maybe Incubus made that a few years ago, but I bet it’s dropped a little. Probably because he’s so lazy and all.
And who feels the need to brag about their salary and HMW™ to random strangers? Whether you’re lying or not, you’re still a dick.
Well that’s only half of Their Royal Awesomeness’s income. No doubt she makes a boatload of money being amazing.
I remember how HMW ™ put her supreme social worker skills to use during the situation with the little girl and the cousin.
One minute later:
They aren’t usually as straightforward about it as this, but who’s complaining.
Now I know why your grades in college were so mediocre. You struggle with comparing and contrasting two very different things.
I am proud of myself for allowing another person into my life, yes. But never once have I used this pride as a cudgel to shame anyone. Nor do I think that simply enjoying the presence of another person is such a major accomplishment that I need to brag about it. Mentioning something in a conversation one time is not the same thing as repeating something over and over again, in conversations where it is not at all relevant.
Furthermore, I also know that I don’t need to take ownership for something like this. I don’t take ownership for good fortune. I am grateful for my abiity to take advantage of it, but I am humble enough to know that I don’t create it.
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. For someone who prides himself on being more self-aware than everyone else, you routinely demonstrate that you are severely lacking in this department. It’s like your ass is hanging out of your pants and you don’t care enough to fix it.
You have made countless posts in other threads about how fat people deserve to be ostracized, and if they don’t want to be attacked then they can just get in shape. We’re applying exactly the same reasoning to you. If you don’t want to be shamed for being a smug, sanctimonious asshole, then stop acting like one. Apply some of those awesome self-improvement skills to your repulsive, bigoted personality.
Rude, pompous pricks like you need to be called out and shamed whenever and wherever you inflict your assholishness on society. That’s why you’re being pitted. Nobody really gives a shit about your job, your wife, or your clean house; we’re laughing at your childishness in thinking that these utterly mundane things are worth boasting about. You’re like a kid who wants a gold star for eating his peas. It’s idiotic of you to affect this lofty pose of moral superiority just because you clean up after yourself and work for a living. In any case, your dickishness offsets any redeeming qualities you believe you have.
Just for fun I thought I’d dig through this douchebag’s posting history a little and found this bit of irony:
I think a clean house is something to brag about. I can barely keep up with my three gremlins running around dropping crumbs for the ants to eat, and leaving lego shrapnel everywhere for me to step on, twist my ankle, and fall to my death down the stairs.
It seems that Incubus has improved his lot in life in many ways - income level, home, family, whatever - but he missed the most essential things. Humbleness, kindness and compassion. You can be a millionaire with your own airplane, but if you lack the ability to live your life wholeheartedly, with kindness and compassion, you really are very poor.
I’d much rather spend my time with someone who is poor, fat and lazy who is kind and humble than some middle class guy with a good looking wife and a clean home who brags about all that he has, and spends his time finding fault in every other human being around him.
So while you may have ‘grown above’ everyone around you, you really haven’t on the inside. It’s all superficial. Which is sad.
Have you considered getting yourself a Hot Mexican Wife?
When Incubus has two toddlers to take care of, we’ll give him props for keeping a clean house.
You forgot the ™. And actually, he repeatedly calls her “assertive” too. So it’s really Hot (Ass)ertive Mexican Wife ™. For purposes of this thread, we can shorten to HAMW ™.
Yeah, he’s trolling. Here are his recent posts in threads that have nothing to do with weight.
And don’t forget she’s a social worker. So HASWMW™.
So, you’re a zombie then?
Challenge accepted!
Man, I pity any children Inky and the HMW produce. “Remember, kids, it’s perfectly okay to be an obnoxious jerk as long as you keep your room clean, stay in shape, and do your chores.”
“And never let Uncle Pete get you alone anywhere.”