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Approval here, from Sofa King, a.k.a. Drinks Too Much.
She who eats fruit far too seldom, reporting for duty.
Problem Flatulence here, chief.
Talks To Animals reporting to lodge.
Hi I’m Wears Matching Bra And Panties, they’re pretty and satiny too!
Kitty
Looks For Love In Wrong Places seems to fit best lately. 
She Who Wrestles in Jello. Present!
<sigh>Unless we were supposed to pick from the list, in which case I chose:
Fantasizes About Climbing Buildings
And ya know what Freud would say about that
Zigs when he should zag reporting in chief
Dibs on Moisturizes With Lotion. (It’s mine, dammit, I do it to the skin of three people every bleeping day!!)
How!
Dances with bare
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21380
Call me “Running Late”
Call me Running Nose. Or, if that’s already taken, “She who Honks into Hankie”.
::achooooo::
I guess I’d be Takes Care Of Payroll, then. And it’s due today! ACK
Invents New Persona has arrived! (My first choice, Talks To Animals, was taken already sigh)
She Who Forgets to Take Meds present!
Robin
She Who Is Best Ignored checking in.
Longs For Day When Hair Was Shiny, reporting in sir!
Three Colored Phlegm, ready and waiting.