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You guys are SO MEAN!
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Indiana Jones Wears Black Socks With Sandals
Raiders of the Last Tube of Ben Gay on Sale
Indiana Jones and the Eternally Blinking Left Turn Signal of Doom
Of course Calista will be in it! She’ll play skeleton #3!!
According to the Guardian article, Spielberg wants to get the film into theaters by July 4, 2005. This would be less than six weeks after the release of Star Wars - Episode 3 (assuming it comes out in late May as all the other SW movies did). I really wonder if Lucas would want to compete with himself this way.
How about Indiana Jones and the Raiders of Social Security?
Um, you do realize that Spielberg is not Lucas, right?
And the thread title is a reference to a quote by Harrison Ford. Sometime after Last Crusade, he was reported to have said that he wouldn’t do another one unless it were titled Indiana Jones and the Comfortable Chair.
you all know that if Indy gets into another exciting truck chase, the goddamn turn signal will be on for 30+ miles.
I just hope that they don’t try to “substitute” some flavor of the week actor for Ford. They should just let it lie.
George Lucas - Executive Producer
Steven Spielberg - Director
Raiders of the Early-Bird Special
*Indiana Jones And The Last Pair Of Depends
Raiders Of The Lost Assisted Living Facility
Indiana Jones And The Winnebago Of Doom
Raiders Of The Lost Shuffleboard Court
Indiana Jones And The Last Condo In Florida
Indiana Jones And The…eh, what was I saying?*
Y’all rock. 
Raiders of the Lost Old Fart
Allright, I’ve made my very poor joke so I’ll now interject that Harrison Ford is still a stud!
-p.
Indiana Jones and the Assisted Living Facility of Doom
Indiana Jones and the small yappy lap dog
Raiders of the Lost Memory
“Grumpy Old Indiana Jones”
(But in reality, I think Harrison Ford will do just fine…besides, would you all rather see Pauly Shore take over the role?)
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!
::rushes off to scrub brain with industrial-strength Drano::
Isn’t the title of this thread the one suggested by Ford himself on an episode of Late Night with Conan O’Brian? I vaguely recall it being so, but would like assurances.
Indiana Jones and the Rectal Crusade
(I take care of my 88 year old Grandmother and being old sure has it’s indignities.)
Indiana Jones and the Young Whippersnappers
But seriously folks…Lucas better not f— this one up as badly as he did SW.
Indiana Jones and the VFW Hall of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Last Social Security Payment
Raiders of the Lost Pension Plan
Indiana Jones and the Last Breath
I knew Ford had said it at one time, but I didn’t know where.
*Grandpa Jones and the Banjo of Doom
Raiders of the Weather-Predicting Bunions
Rascals of the Mobility Impaired*
Indiana Jones turns 60 and harasses Uekte