Indiana Jones and The Temple Of Prunes
***Indiana Jones V.S. Silas Mariner
Immodium Jones And The Last Commode
( sorry, that was gross, but…heck. )
Raiders of the Triple Action Gold Bonders
I think he doesn’t take himself so seriously, he’ll likely have fun making another one, and it will show. Again. It always shows- those movies are fun, for me at least, partially because it’s apparent that MAKING them is fun. ** Temple Of Doom** didn’t look fun, or as much fun.
My two cents.
Cartooniverse
Indiana Jones and the kids who’s hair is too long and the music they listen to is just noise!
Wasn’t it Plato who first said that? Hey…there ya go…Indiana Jones At Plato’s Retreat 
Man, if MadTV or Saturday Night Live doesn’t do a parody with a geezer Indy shuffling around, they’ve missed a trick. That skit would write itself.
If they don’t hurry up and get the film made, by the time it come out, they won’t need a skit of a geezer Indy…the film will have a geezer Indy. Hey Harrison Ford, look at Sean Connery in Entrapment, this will be your future. Stretching credibility too far in an action/caper flick and playing second fiddle to Catherine Zeta-Jones and her ass (okay, so that part’s not bad).
NNnnnnoooOOOOOOObody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Indiana goes over the the Osbornes house and together Ozzy and Indi search around the pool for the cat.
Indiana Jones and SHARRRROOOOONNNNN!!!
What will this movie be like? Hint - the script writer also did “The Green Mile.” I guess that chair isn’t gonna be so comfy after all.
I thought this was hilarious.
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What? No one’s mentioned the most obvious one of all?
Indiana Jones and the Robbers of the Cradle
Then there’s:
Indiana Jones and My Pills! Where’s My Pills!?!
or
Indiana Jones and the Lost Golf Balls
You guys! Hah! Some of that stuff is really funny shit! But just you wait… one day YOU will all be old buggers and then we’ll see how cocky you are, huh?
I gotta admit though - George Lucas has really lost his Midas touch recently, hasn’t he?
Can I refresh you all of a certain special moment in the original “Raiders of the Lost Ark”? It was when the ark was in a wooden crate half way thru the film and it was being transported on a ship over the Atlantic. You might remember the crate was branded with a Nazi logo and slowly, the ethereal powers of the Ark burnt the logo off the wood from the inside and almost burnt the rats which were standing near by.
OK… so why do I mention this? Because that one scene made the film way, way more than just an adventure film - it introduced the viewer to “powers greater than you possibly imagine” and as film direction goes, it was totally a brilliant moment in cinema.
Oddly, for some reason which I just can’t fathom, Lucas in particular has totally lost the plot. Mr Spielberg still makes films as good as “Schindler’s List” but Lucas? He’s fallen into this stupid trap of thinking special effects can rescue anything - and worse, he’s forgotten how to exploit the magic power of making a viewer afraid of the ‘unknown’ - which is what the ‘burning Nazi logo’ represented you see.
So, what I’m getting at is this - if George Lucas could just pull his head out of his “Industrial Light and Magic” ass for long enough - he and Mr Spielberg could really tap into some special stuff which happened in the late 1950’s or early 1960’s - they could tap into the same mystical sense of history as the original film and truly do something special. And do ya know what would happen if they did that? Harrison Ford could possibly make the highlight of his career - a film about a jaded former adventurer who gets called back into action against all his better judgement.
But does anyone care to take bets that George Lucas will go this route? No way guys. Don’t be surprised if poor old Indiana ends up fighting alongside Ja Ja Blinks.
Indiana Jones and the lost Pension Book, um spectacles um walking frame um continence pants well something is lost if I could just remember what it was.
Indiana Jones and the Wallet Full of Photos of his Grandchildren
Btw: http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/classics.html
I’ll try to keep it updated as the thread progresses.
Line from the script:
Indiana Jones: Damn kids! Ha! It’s my soccer ball now!
Canadians will get this one:
Raiders of the Swiss Chalet
Or:
Indiana Jones And The Slow, Veering Cadillac of Doom
Indiana Jones And The Chest-High Leisure Pants
Indiana Jones And The Interminable Time Spent Rooting Around For Change At The Grocery Store
Indiana Jones And The Pointless, Rambling Crusade
Indiana Jones And The John Tesh Concert
How 'bout Indiana Jones makes another $20 million bucks…even if the movie sucks!
*Indiana Jones and His First Truss
Indiana Jones and the Orthopedic Socks of Doom
Indiana Jones Retires to Florida*
You all do remember, though, that we’ve already seen an elderly Indy in the TV series The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, don’t you? Or was that series not on long enough to make an impression?
Well, then, this will be The Old Indiana Jones Chronicles.
Indiana Jones and The Excessive Ear and Nose Hair Problem
Indiana Jones and the Bad Comb-over