Indiana Jones forgets what day of the week it is and mistakenly worries that ‘Matlock’ got cancelled
Indiana Jones And The Fearful Prostate Exam
Indiana Jones and the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Indiana Jones: The Last Rolaid
Raiders of the Lost Lawrence Welk Baton
Indiana Jones And The Over Worked Franchise Of Doom
Indiana Jones Sits in a Recliner and Can’t Get Out
Indiana Jones and the Damn Kids with Their “Rock-and-Roll”
Indiana Jones and Hemerrhoid Ring of Doom
Indiana Jones Forgets that he’s Already Wearing his Hat, and Tears the House Apart
Indiana Jones has Fallen And he Can’t Get Up
Indiana Jones and the Lost MedAlert Bracelet
*Indiana Jones meets Diverticulitis
Indiana Jones and the Bedsores of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Stuff That’s Too Expensive Nowadays*
Indiana Jones and the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed
Dammit, I love the trilogy. Hell, Indy’s one of my heroes.
As much as it pains me to say it:
*Raiders of the Lost Poligrip
Temple of Social Security
Indiana Jones and the Last Pension Crusade*
I’m looking forward to the movie. Not Flockhart, but the movie. . .
Tripler
“I’m going after that plane. . .” “How?” "I dunno, I’m making this up as I go along. . . "
$20 million?!?!
It’ll make that in a DAY!
Battlefield Earth made more money than that.
I will stake the farm it makes $100 million domestically the first WEEK…and international will bump that up - even is if it as bad as the second film in the series.
Indiana Jones in Retired, My Ass, Bring Me My Whip!
And, because, as I said before, Harrison Ford is sexy as hell and I’d curl up with him in a comfy chair any time:
Indiana Jones and the Sex Cult of Elderly Beauties
Indiana Jones and the Myth of Viagra
*Indiana Jones…
and the Last Bandaid
and the Lost Crochet Needle
and the Last Bathroom Break
Raiders…
of the Last Drug Cabinet
of the State-run Nursing Home
of the Late Night Fridge
Actually, Kallessa, it’ll be:
Who Hid My Whip? I’ll Find It, Dagnabbit!
or
Indiana Jones And The Erectile Dysfunction Of Doom
with a cameo by Bob “Down Boy” Dole.
I don’t know Harrison Ford is still getting laid more than I am.
But it’s Calista Flockhart. Sooner or later, he’ll roll over in bed one night, and that’ll be the end of her.
…and there was much rejoicing. (yaaay)
DMARK Actually, I was referring to Ford making 20 mil. The movie!!! you're right, it'll probably make at least a hundred mil and I’d be willing to bet most of our fellow critics will see the movie (at cinema or video) and contribute their $$$ as well.
me included, I’ll go see if “Junior’s Lost in the Dark”
Indiana Jones and the 14 trips to the bathroom every night
Indiana Jones and the Walk Up Hill Both Ways in Three Feet of Snow
*Indiana Jones and the Mallwalkers Crusade
Indiana Jones Forgets the Point of His Story
Indiana Jones and the Horrid Golf Pants
Indiana Jones Gets Snaked Out of His Life Savings
Indy Checks Out*