Ha! I said “Snaked” and didn’t even get my own joke! Here’s another one:
Dude, Where’s My Whip?
- Raiders of the Lost PoliGrip
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Matlock
Indiana Jones and the Last Recognizable Memory.*
Tripler
Bring Marion back. She was a fox.
Indiana Jones starts for the kitchen to get a snack, gets sidetracked, and forgets why he got up at all and has to go back and sit down again
Hey, did you guys see tonight’s Jay Leno?
Harrison Ford tried to crack a bullwhip, but ended up knocking his glass of ice water off of Jay’s desk and all over the sofa. 
Tripler
That poor old bastard. . .
Indiana Jones and the Hemorrhoid Donut of Doom
Indiana Jones and the um… where am I? Who are you? What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?
Indiana Jones and the epic quest of the lost reading glasses only to discover that they were resting on his forhead all along.
*Raiders of the Lost Senior Discount
Indiana Jones and the Pull My Finger Ploy
Indiana Jones and the Prostate Exam of Doom*
Raiders of the Lost Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstake Entries
Indiana Jones and the Temple of 50 Cats
Indiana Jones and the Last Bowl of Lime Jello
Of course not.
But who else here thinks Guy Pearce would look great in the fedora? 
Good thing I’m NOT making action movies, else I’d start thinking of having myself cryonically preserved already, rather than know my public is thinking of me like this 
Let’s see, if there’s an idea that Indy would be fighting commies as part of this thing, and if you consider the arc of time that would have passed since just-pre WWII from the original movies, then we could have:
Raiders of the Lost Generation
Indiana Jones and the Pink and Blue bathroom
Indiana Jones and the Joe McCarthy Crusade of doom
Indiana Jones: Leering at Bobbie-Soxers
Indiana Jones and the Stiffy of Doom (Indy O.D.'s on Viagra)
Indiana Jones : Finders of the Lost Car (In a mall parking lot)
Oh, and…
Indiana Jones and the Last Depends
Is this horse dead yet? I sure hope not. Cause I wanna give it a shot in the kidneys before it goes:D
Indiana Jones and the enlarged prostate that won’t quit.
[I}Indiana Jones and the friggin’ kids next door.
Indiana Jones and mediciney smell of doom.*
And how about tv show about an anorexic no-talent actoress who is shacking up with an aging hunk actor. comedy ensues. Oh wait that is real life. Damn I could sold that one to the WB.
Anyone else predict this will be the “Phantom Menace” of the Indy series? It can’t possibly live up to the first trilogy, but people will have tremedously high expectations that can only be unsatisfied.
Judging from this thread, doesn’t sound like expectations are very high. 
Raiders of the Lost Libido
Indiana Jones and the Temple with the Thermostat Set Way Too High
Old Indy? Fuck, this thread should have died days ago.
Indiana Jones and the Bowel Obstruction
Indiana Jones Doesn’t Like the Look of Those Teenagers
*Indiana Jones and the HoverRound Chair of Doom
The Temple of Old Useless Crap the Indy Should’ve Gotten Rid of a Long Tim Ago
Indiana Jones, the Young Nurse, and the Viagra Bottle Full of Tic-Tacs*
I certainly think tje movie has potential, but I also doubt that it will live up to that potential.
Did anyone else see Harrison Ford on Conan the other night? He was talking about K-19 and he sounded high or something. He also said he would love doing a movie like Dumb and Bumber, which shocked the hell out of me.
http://www.teemingmillions.com/indianajones.html
I’ve been adding them every few days. The list is hilarious to read over!!
Indiana Jones and the Colonoscopy of Doom