I was in an equipment rental place today, and noticed a product they had (for sale, I think). The bucket-shaped package contained a “full-body harness” and a “shock-absorbing lanyard”. The brand name was “Compliance in a Can”, which sounds like something a dominatrix might want to keep handy.
Are there any similarly interesting products you know of?
I remember first seeing an advert for Cheestrings alongside other drunken fellow-minded people. 'Twas funny.
There’s a garage in south Manchester that has a car-wash facility, with a knowing banner proclaiming their ‘Cheap Hand Jobs’.
French Connection UK, a garment company otherwise known as and advertised as FCUK.
Jergens lotion. Heh heh heh.
And Horlicks, of course.
You can tell by their logo that they’re not trying to be coy about their name.
They have products like “GString” (lights) “GFlex” (hoses) and “GMuff” (sound dampening)
har har har :rolleyes:
The show Wha’d’ya Know? With Michael Feldman sells a book or CD called Innuendo And Out The Other.
How about the travel video series Europe through the Back Door by Rick Steves?
Ohio-based Ridge Tool Company brands its products with the Ridgid name. The company gained some notoriety for promotional calendars which showed scantily-clad women posing with Ridgid tools in attempts to give male customers – well – rigid tools!
Curse you, Sternvogel! I was going to mention Ridgid Tools! 
If you deal with 802.1x security for wireless networking, you will discover that the client part of the system that requests access is officially known as a “supplicant”.
And I was documenting a mechanical system last week which included a ball and a “ball holder”.
There’s a BMX tire called Rim Job. I think the company’s name is Snafu. They also make Butt Forks.
I’ve seen a lot of posts here about Mr. Brain’s Faggots. Some info.
Was using a urinal the other day, and happened to notice the brand name[DON] of the plastic holder/urinal cake thingy. Brought to mind the book title, “Gently Flows the Don.” And yes, it was rather a gentle flow at that.
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