Well, the list changes every other week, but here’s who’s on the list currently.
F: Nathan Jones (WWE wrestler)
MLT: Billy Boyd
Yeah yeah, I’m such a loser.
F: Racheal Leigh Cook
MLT: Karen Mok (Linda Park is #2, since someone will wonder)
You stole mine!
You’re gonna have to get in line my friend, I’ve been tenderly nurturing borderline psychotic obsessive crushes on them both for years.
Supermodels:
F: Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
MLT: Heidi Klum
Actresses:
F: Alyssa Milano
MLT: Sandra Bullock
Music Babes:
F: Britney (Christina a close second)
MLT: Faith Hill
Sports Babes:
F: Anna Pornikova
MLT: Martina Hingis
Ok I’m in
F: Claire Danes, Kate Beckinsale
MLT: The lucious and incomparable Tina Fey
Male -
F: Edward Norton
MLT [and F on the side]: Jason Isaacs
KILL: Vin Diesel
Female -
F: Angelina Jolie
MLT: Thora Birch
KILL: Jennifer Aniston and J.Lo
F: Britney, I’ll admit it. At the head of a long list.
MLT: Megan Mullally.
F: Britney Spears
MLT: Michelle Branch
Tell you the truth, Michelle Branch wants me. A 16 year old scrawny virgin with no license and no job.
Oh damn I’m sexy. I wish I was her, so I could be with me.
Let me live in my delusional world.
This thread is pointless, because the main reason somebody becomes a celebrity in the first place is that they have some kind of on-screen looks or charm that makes people want to fuck them.
That being said, I usually want to hump every woman they show on the cover of TV Guide.
:eek: You blasphemous blasphemer!
There, there Johnny, don’t mind the infidel. I still love you, baby. Now let’s have hot monkey sex.
F:Colin Farrell and/or Brian from Queer as folk
MLT: BEN BROWDER
F:Colin Farrell and/or Brian from Queer as folk
MLT: BEN BROWDER
I wouldn’t mind shagging Spike either.
Let’s make a deal, pick one, I will take the other, and replace the one you took with Qi Shu (the gal from The Transporter, and Gorgeous)
Um, not always. Somebody up there picked Jack Black, not exactly the stereotypical fuckable male hunk.
Yeah, but Jack Black got to star in Shallow Hal, which is the best movie of this millennium. 
(But you’re right, male comedy stars can sometimes get away with not oozing sex appeal. Hence the popularity of Jason Alexander. Who, by the way, was also in Shallow Hal.)
Fuck: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Make love to: Jennifer Connelly (I’m sure it would be a deeply religious experience.)
Kill: Jennifer Lopez
Good grief. I zombified a thread!
As ever, Jeremy Irons could apply to either category…but for a change I’ll say:
F:Henry Rollins Not to be vulgar, but I’ve been to one of his shows and can definitely see my legs wrapped around that.
MLT:Jonathan Rhys Meyers What can I say, he’s pretty.
F: Jennifer Garner
MLT: Kiera Knightley (mmm…)
F: Elizabeth Hurley, Kristanna Loken, Angelina Jolie, Kournikova
MLT: Kristin Kreuk, Charlize Theron… shit, I know I have some more…