Why in holy hell did god play the big joke on men by making us want to snuggle up with a Maxim after each orgasm? I think I speak for every man when I say it is time we evolve and get the Multiple Orgasm bestowed onto our gender. I’m tired of being a spectator to orgasms that go on for ever. I want to participate! What do you think?
What, you can’t have 'em? Poor devil.
I hate to disappoint you, but it is impossible to integrate orgasms. There’s just too many variables involved . . . the best you can hope for is to plug in some numbers and evaluate the integral at specific points . . .
What? Oh, this isn’t a math discussion?
Never mind.
– Zilch
When I was younger, I thought I had a MO, but that may have just been a “fluke” of screwy hormones, since I haven’t been able to do it since.
'Course, I’ve lost most of my sex drive in my old age, too…
I feel so SORRY for you and all men! You POOR bastards! You can’t have them and more than half the time you can’t invoke them either… even in the singular form!
It must really suck to be a man…
Sure…multiples would be fantabulous for males. I’d love to see my SO have that much fun all at once and not have to wait.
No it won’t be so fantastic. If we men go to sleep after one, then we must get really exhausted by the fifth one. For a woman, on the othe hand, the big o seems to energize her.
Well, my SO doesn’t fall asleep after one usually…
One time, ONE stinkin’ time, I had MO.
I came 5 times in half an hour. It was surprising at first, then it was sort of like “Hey, let’s see how long this thing can go!”
Now a’days, though, 2’s the limit (per session, anyway)
I’ve never had an M.O. So I think you guys can all just SUFFER WITH ME! Yeah, that’s right…no constructive criticism here. Just SUCK IT UP, laddies. And you women shuddering your way all over the bedroom/kitchen/back yard can kiss my firm yet pliant butt as well.
Anyhow, that’s my two cents’ worth.
I only started to after age 31, which seemed very strange to me. But it only can happen…when I’m by myself.
Ah shit. Why do I post this stuff?