If yes, check this out - he’s willing to let it go for less than 146 million credits.
HA! Instant Classic
I’m picturing someone hunched over a keyboard, typing frantically, while someone stands over them screaming “ADDITIONAL HUMOUR!! MORE! MORE! MORE!” while occasionally whipping them.
If he’s willing to remove that planet that’s stuck to the front of it, I’d be interested.
I have a drone problem I’d like to clear up.
I had enough trouble finding parts for my Vue, so its not for me.
I’ve got “credits” if he’s got the destroyer. 
You don’t need to see my drivers licence…
How fast can it do the Kessel Run?
Judging by the parking, I would say the previous owner was Major Asshole.
(OK - different movie. But Brooks is always appropriate)
I bid 5000 quatloos, if current owner will take care of that serpentine belt.
One question:
What the heck is a “moisture farm”?
Oh…two questions: Why would an alien battleship land there?
Wait. Is he feeding the crew? They have to be hungry by now.
“Make me an offer, no mind tricks.” Yeah, good luck with that.
“Slightly Used”?
Dang thing crashed into the planet!
Where is GIECO when you need them?
That explains everything! The helmsman got tired of one too many cute commercials and decided to kamikaze some damn lizards! Now it makes perfect sense.
Better check the StarFax and see what other damage it may have.
Last time I bought a Star Destroyer there was a freighter stuck to the back of the bridge. What a piece of junk, I thought. It even had a broken warp drive. Caveat Emptor strikes back.
Does the tranny grind any when you try to shift into Ludicrous Speed?
For the last time, Skippy. Star destroyers are too big to fly through Beggar’s Canyon pinging womp rats.
…and another thing what kind of “Star Destroyer” crashes? Talk about false advertising!
If they can throw in a couple of droids, I’d consider it.
I especially like that he mentioned it was great for picking up girls.
Better watch yourself! Last guy that got one of those got pranged on the Canyon Dune Turn!