Interrogation in Abbottabad

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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TERRORIST: “Khu is our cell leader, Khwatt is our bomb-maker, Idunneh-noh is our pilot . . .”

INTERROGATOR: “Goddammit, answer the question! Who is your cell leader?!”

TERRORIST: “Right!”

[waterboarding ensues]

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“‘Abbottobad’ sounds like the name most New Yorkers would have invented for the fictional place where they would love to kill bin Laden.”

– John Stewart