Int'l Order of Turtles

Just today somebody mentioned this organization, which I
haven’t heard of in maybe 25 years. It was perhaps known
as the “World Order of Turtles” or even “Airborne Turtles”;
but their only known membership requirement was to properly
answer the query: “Are you a Turtle?”, with the answer:
“You bet your sweet ass I am.”
Other than that I know absolutely nothing about them. Does
anybody else?

http://www.dorsai.org/~walts/turtle.html

You also need to give the “clean” answer to usually 4 racy questions.

Are you a turtle? (SDMB link)

My great uncle was Stanley Kuzara (see link). He initiated my parents into the Turtles in the early sixties. I still have a turtle card signed by him.