I have to wonder if the pilot had been watching American Vandal or Curb Your Enthusiasm.
They made a
Penis in the sky with contrails
Penis in the sky with contrails
Penis in the sky with contrails
Ahhhhh…
Jim Wright posted that “the sacred first rule of Officer Career Advancement is this: Misery is directly proportional to the amount of embarrassment you bring upon your Commanding Officer.”
Looks like Gabby Hayes cowboy hat to me…
There you go merged them all together
I chuckled too.
I see no reason to report the pilot. He was trying to write his name. 
Any resemblance to a body part is coincidental.
This is a first. I haven’t heard of naughty sky writing before. I guess it takes some skill to make pictures in the sky?
Kudos to CalMeacham, though, for using the correct Latin plural for “penis”.
Every time he planes, he planes
Penes in heaven!
Don’t you know each flight he planes
Penes in heaven?
You’ll see that contrail phallus all over the town
It’s one vulgar graffito they can’t take down!
Say what you will about all those fleshy growers
That icy dong you love, is one huge shower!
So, when this jet sonic booms, don’t run under a tree
There’ll be penes in heaven for you and me!
And that’s the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title.
Or, "Our tax dollar, hard, at work.
Damn that was good. Twice even. 
Thank you.
The pilot has released a statement. It reads in part, “Huh-huh, huh-huh-huh, huh-huh, schlong, huh-huh-huh, huh-huh…”
The statement continues on for nine pages. That’s five thousand words, depending on whether you define “huh-huh-huh” as one word or three.
He draws in the sky with his contrails
He’s making a joke, but sometimes it fails
He’s there to draw it as high as he can
Is he a dick and a prick? No, just a plane man.
Sky penis
Sky penis
Is that pilot high?
And what’s that thing he’s drawing in the sky?
This happened not too far from me. I wish I could have witnessed it because drawing penises is funny. I suppose “Surrender Dorothy” would have taken more skill than the pilot had, drawing anything with an E/A-18 Growler takes skill.
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“Tell me I am not Blue Angels material, will they? I’ll show them…”
I’m gobsmacked that nobody ever thought of this before. In 40 years in aviation I’ve never heard contrail skywriting talked about as an idea for a prank. Phallic or otherwise.
I wonder if maybe, just maybe, this is something the naval aviation underground already knows about but historically just did it over the high seas?
Lots of good in-jokes get ruined when some clueless doofus tells them outside the circle and triggers outrage. I wonder if this was an example of that. Where of course all the Navy brass have to straight-facedly say “I’m shocked, shocked I tell you at all these carrying ons.” While slyly remembering the cool skywriting they did back as a lieutenant somewhere over a ship in the middle of the Pacific.
Okay, there have been I think 5 threads on this one news item–the (I think) 3 merged here, plus this one and this one. Is that a record?
We might’ve had more for 9/11 or Trump’s election.
It seems pretty clear what kinds of things *really *light up the SDMB’s radar.
Is that an OP in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Hard to say.
…this place makes me laugh!!!
I just cant believe the pilot would expose himself like that. Lawsuits a comin!! (maybe he was a she?)
If so, she’s got the biggest one of all. And truly huge 'nads to boot.
I for one salute …