A young hotshot went flying off one bright and sunny daaaaay.
Boredom was all he felt, nothing seen along the waaaaaay.
He came up with a plan to occupy his tiiime.
In the bright blue sky he left his white outliiiiiineee.
Yippie yi ooh
Yippie yi yay
Giant Penes in the skyyyyyy.
Picture yourself in an EA-18 Growler
With a willing copilot and time on your hands
Make some maneuvers, and folks start to notice
A dingus looming o’er the lands
Just a few rights, and then a big left
A wang forms in floating bright white
Now let’s fly off to some other place
And draw boobs
Penis in the sky with contrails
Penis in the sky with contrails
Penis in the sky with contrails…
Three years ago:
P**ilot uses GPS flight path to draw giant penis over Disney World**
How is it puritanical bullshit? They’re on the job, why would this be OK?