It’s inverse day! Here are my inverses:
Inverse Welfare: The government heavily taxes the poorest people and gives the money to the richest people.
Inverse Totalitarianism: All the people expect the dictator are all powerful tyrants.
Inverse communism: The communist leader is the only man in the country producing goods. He must feed the entire population.
Inverse terrorism: Suicide bombers blow up their own training camps.
Inverse religion: God worships you.
Inverse basketball: Players are encouraged to pass to the opposing team, trip over the ball, and flagrantly foul their own teammates. Misses ,air balls, and baskets thrown the wrong way through net count as scores. The goal is to have the lowest score possible without exciting the crowd
Inverse Death Penalty: Convicted murderers hang the executioner.
Inverse Tax: The government hands out money to everyone.
Inverse War: Both sides attempt to surrender to each other. Whoever drafts a peace treaty first wins.
Inverse Piracy: Merchant ships subdue pirate ships and willingly donate their own cargo.
Inverse Sweatshop: Large quantities of unskilled workers are paid obscene salaries, while a few high level managers make shoes for 13 hours a day.
Come up with your own inverses!