Not quite. Keep at it, and you’ll get 'em. 
I’m still working on this one. I think I have most of it, but it’s not a quotation I’m familiar with. The black-and-white, speak word is giving me fits.
I’ve barely glanced at Q.E.D.'s puzzles, yet.
Throws in the (bar) towel
I give up. 
opposite of he; combination of white and black, to speak; melting; Jesus was crucified on this, a style of street pluraled; of; to nose into gossip, shopping center; lights camera ____ ; additionally; running away from; chaos.
This is what I have. I don’t know how much of it is accurate;
She; ?; THE; CROSSROADS ; of?; PRIMAL; ACTION; TO; Escape/Avoid; Madness
Can I change my username to “I Think…Not!”?
nondescript stranger sitting in a dark corner nursing a beer suddenly pipes up
“She graced the crossroads”?
Not that I know what that might mean, or anything…
returns to beer
Handel - Solo, stupid! This one does not go with the others in the series. Were you trying to throw us off?
Chevrolet - homemade knife, move a boat, copulate
Acura - TCP/IP reply, belongs to you, go team!
Ford - Norwegian landscape feature
Volkswagen - people, canine body language, relatives
Saturn - met (with “with”), seabird
Citröen- often said to a dog, Helen’s city, makes an adjective into a verb
Nope the first one most certainly does got with the rest of them, peri. Keep at that one, and I’m sure it will come to you. 
Hyundai
Almost. It’s Han + duh = Honda. But you got 6 out 7. Not too shabby.
How’re you doin’? 
No, wait…wrong bar. Welcome stranger. I think you’ll fit in, around here.
looks over to Q.E.D. Are we still holding with the tradition that newcomers have to propose a toast?
Of course. We stand by tradition 'round these parts.
sits back and watches Aspidistra
[childish chanting] Peri got one wrong! Peri got one wrong! [/childish chanting] :o blush Sorry. You’re awesome Peri. I was starting to think you were the alien android…what was his name, Q.E.D.?
Say, does anyone know why :o = embarrasment? It looks a yawn.
Now this looks like fun. Let’s see what I can come up with:
It’s got a theme. And it probably sucks! Sorry.
shortest form of yes, bury, small fruit; famous Josephine, hollers
Irish parent, very nice; barber’s tool, a famous mister, nearly failing
otherworldly, Sabrina’s Caroline; fuzzy fruit, typographical measure
they paved it; they’re often broken, the Concorde is one
sound of pleasure, beware them then pare them; article; before, Kentucky’s Ashley, cold vanilla
Julie
Oooo…I know the one you mean, Dave. The one that came to Earth to decide its fate, and had made up his mind that it should be destroyed, until the gang at Callahan’s convinced him to change his mind. Can’t recall the name though.
And welcome to you too, jsgoddess. Toe the line and make a toast, or just sit back and relax. Everyone’s welcome in this place. And your puzzles look good to me. A bit too good, if you ask me. I’m stumped so far.
Ooh! Fresh mea…err… a new player! Welcome to Callahan’s, Julie! Or, may I call you goddess ? Fast Eddie’s on the piano, Mike’s behind the bar, the rest of us are just hangin’ out. Oh, and when you’re ready, newcomers are required to propose a toast.
Those look like some fairly tough puzzles. I think they’re more Peri’s speed, than mine. Or, Q.E.D.'s, if he’s around. That would make a good race.
Aha! Michael Finn, aka Mickey. That was his name. I thought of it right after I hit Submit, of course.
That’s him. I’ll have to look him up.
:eek: faints THUD!
:smack: Of course! Good memory!
Thanks for the welcome, and you can call me whatever you want so long as you offer me a caffeinated beverage first.
Julie
Well, here’s your coffee, bitch.
…and a big JUST KIDDING!
Stick around, we’re a friendly bunch here. Honest.
LOL! Sorry, Julie, but you really did throw that door WIDE open. He really doesn’t mean it, and Callahan’s is world famous for serving Irish Coffee so good it’s called God’s Blessing. Have a cup…
hands Julie a steaming mug of goodness