Well, that was quick.
LOL! 
GROAN!
smashes glass in the fireplace

Well, shoot! Nobody held their nose and ran screaming from the bar. Guess the pun wasn’t worthy. 
Hi, Pi! Welcome to the SDMB/Callahan’s CrossTime Saloon. 
Hey, it took him 10 minutes to figure out yours. It only took him 4 to figure out mine. He’s fast!
Yeah, but I’m no Doc. 
Damn! I wish I’d remembered that tradition!
It’s been a while since I last reread any of the books.
On the other hand, no one reacted to my toast (or the pun, therein), at all, so don’t take it too hard. 
BTW, weren’t you about to post some more puzzles, just before that toast?
covers his eyes and runs screaming into the night
You’ll do.
If there’s a real Doc, I’m not sure I’d want to meet him. I don’t think my ego could stand the pummeling.
Well, since you ask, Davebear:
- Bernhart (short form), pre-vowel article, hem-and-haw sound
- baby fish, writer’s necessity; musical god
- soldier’s pack, common Chinese surname
- screen, possesive pronoun, phone someone; athletic must
- chicken product; whip, doer suffix
- possesive pronoun, blackbird, seashore sight; originates from, math diagram.
All with a theme, of course.
The last one is:
my crow wave; of Venn --> Microwave Oven
There you go, pi person. Have at the rest of them now. 
- chicken product; whip, doer suffix
Egg Beater
- baby fish, writer’s necessity; musical god
Frying pan
Go, Davebear! Now get the rest of them (you must see the theme now).
- Bernhart (short form), pre-vowel article, hem-and-haw sound Colander?
*- screen, possesive pronoun, phone someone; athletic must
*
Measuring cup! LOL! It was only the athletic must, combined with the phone someone that gave me that one.
Close. Very close.
Actually, I goofed up there. I was thinnking of two differen things there. It should read:
- Bernhart (short form), pre-vowel article; talk
Another reason why puzzles and alcohol don’t mix. 
I think this one has me stumped, even with knowing the theme.
- soldier’s pack, common Chinese surname
(kit, duffle)?, (Hon(g), Wong, Li)? Could be kit+Li = kettle, but I think that’s reaching.
I’m not very confident about the colander one, either.
Well, I see colander was wrong. But, the new clue is even harder. Hmmm…
Go with your first instinct on “soldier’s pack”.
OH my god! :smack: Kitchen! :rolleyes: