Invisible Idiots

Well, that was quick.

LOL! :smiley:

GROAN!

smashes glass in the fireplace

:slight_smile:

Well, shoot! Nobody held their nose and ran screaming from the bar. Guess the pun wasn’t worthy. :wink:

Hi, Pi! Welcome to the SDMB/Callahan’s CrossTime Saloon. :slight_smile:

Hey, it took him 10 minutes to figure out yours. It only took him 4 to figure out mine. He’s fast!

Yeah, but I’m no Doc. :smiley:

Damn! I wish I’d remembered that tradition! :smiley: It’s been a while since I last reread any of the books.

On the other hand, no one reacted to my toast (or the pun, therein), at all, so don’t take it too hard. :slight_smile:

BTW, weren’t you about to post some more puzzles, just before that toast?

covers his eyes and runs screaming into the night

You’ll do. :slight_smile: If there’s a real Doc, I’m not sure I’d want to meet him. I don’t think my ego could stand the pummeling.

Well, since you ask, Davebear:

  • Bernhart (short form), pre-vowel article, hem-and-haw sound
  • baby fish, writer’s necessity; musical god
  • soldier’s pack, common Chinese surname
  • screen, possesive pronoun, phone someone; athletic must
  • chicken product; whip, doer suffix
  • possesive pronoun, blackbird, seashore sight; originates from, math diagram.

All with a theme, of course.

The last one is:

my crow wave; of Venn --> Microwave Oven

There you go, pi person. Have at the rest of them now. :smiley:

- chicken product; whip, doer suffix
Egg Beater

- baby fish, writer’s necessity; musical god
Frying pan

Go, Davebear! Now get the rest of them (you must see the theme now).

- Bernhart (short form), pre-vowel article, hem-and-haw sound Colander?

*- screen, possesive pronoun, phone someone; athletic must
*
Measuring cup! LOL! It was only the athletic must, combined with the phone someone that gave me that one.

Close. Very close.

Actually, I goofed up there. I was thinnking of two differen things there. It should read:

  • Bernhart (short form), pre-vowel article; talk

Another reason why puzzles and alcohol don’t mix. :wink:

I think this one has me stumped, even with knowing the theme.

- soldier’s pack, common Chinese surname
(kit, duffle)?, (Hon(g), Wong, Li)? Could be kit+Li = kettle, but I think that’s reaching.

I’m not very confident about the colander one, either.

Well, I see colander was wrong. But, the new clue is even harder. Hmmm…

Go with your first instinct on “soldier’s pack”.

OH my god! :smack: Kitchen! :rolleyes: