Seeing as a lot of you out there just got walloped with a load of snow, I suggest this fun and exciting pastime! You find a friend whom has recently displeased you, or perhaps a stranger who looks at you the wrong way. You get them outside in the lovely blanket of snow.( Fresh, untrodden snow works best.) You then trip them so that they fall face-first into the snow. Then you sit on them as they struggle to get up. Push their face in the snow for added effect. Before long, you have made a beautiful involuntary snow angel. Just make sure you can get up fast and have good running boots on, or your vict–friend might want to make an I.S.A. with you.
[sub]DISCLAIMER: This poster takes no responsibility for any injuries/death that may arise from the following of these instructions. Do not attempt on people larger than you to any sizible degree unless they are intoxicated. Keep out of reach of victim. [/sub]
Rasa: Not nearly as v.v.c. as you might think. I was inspired by your Nen thread, altho I have been making I.S.A’s for years now. (At no small risk to myself!)
Gee, I dunno. A guy that makes self-inflicted I.S.A’s is almost too pathetic to do that to.
Aw what the hell! shove “mmmrrff murrfff mmrrfmrrfmrrfff!!!”
hey particlewill! why don’t you tell all the nice folks about the SERIES of ISAs you executed way back in the Trina-era Christmastide??? Hmmm???
your loving sister, Absinthe
heh heh heh…
Well, particlewill, I think the ISAs were a combination of scotch and the fact that he’d bashed his head on my ceiling. Twice. But yeah, you might want to hold off on picking on him, I’ve done more than my share since then!
As I sorta said in the OP, alcohol makes for easy ISAs. But for them to be truly Involuntary, ya gotta have someone sitting on yer back, pushing yer face in the snow. I can’t stress that enough.
Snow angels and alchol have a long history together. I have never actually tried the I.S.A. on anyone, although I am usually one to suggest the N.S.A. or naked snow angel. It has a bit of a twist to the regular snow angel and is quite entertaining. It is usually easiest to perform after a nights activities(bar). It can be romantic and comedic at the same time!
A general occurance after the N.S.A. is a warm shower (hottub if avail) immediately following the event with S.O. or newly found friend.
A little snow in your butt and 2:30 in the morning isnt for everyone though.
Mountain bikes can also be a factor in ISAs. A few years ago I was riding down a trail covered with a gorgeous layer of fresh powder. But the snow had filled all the holes in the trail, so when the front wheel disappeared down one of these holes, I did a high speed endo and ended up flat on my back some yards from the bike. While lying there staring at the sky, I thought WTF, and <swish, swish> made a snow angel before getting up and trying to find my bike.
