100% straight…untill you get me drunk…
Then I love everyone
Yup! Strictly heterogynous here!
Uh, wait, where’s my dictionary?
Umm…, I think I’ll make that hetero.
Oh I’m 100% mail sex mashine. Not that their’s anything wrong whith being gay. Exept I’m not.
Robin Patterson said:
What’s the postage on that, anyway?
WHat’s that chap? I don’t catch yuor drift.
Yep! I am definitely attracted to the opposite sex. Very insistently. Not much else to say.
~~Baloo
::hand up::
Straight but Curvy here, too!
I too am of the straight variety. Girls like me, but not in the “I’d like to date you” sense. I’m a really good listener, I guess. They just like to have me as a close friend. Allow me to explain:
My right shoulder’s for talking to, and my left ones for crying on. But nothing in between. I can talk about relationships or anything, but very often I am asked on advice as to what I think of other people (including several times when I was about to ask a girl out and they asked about my friend). Then they cry on my shoulder when my friend inevitably treats them like shit. Oh well.
I’m celebate. Meaning I strike out from both sides of the plate. Thank you for asking.
Ok I admit it, I’m a Lesbian…trapped in a mans body!
Don’t worry, Medea, this is true of me as well.
How about an ugly and stupid guy like me who has a heart of gold? (well, “fools gold”, anyway)
Also true of me.
I’m not so much straight, gay, or bi so much as “atrophied”.
…and am always willing to prove it to a nice lady…
If I don’t reply, will it be asumed that I’m gay? 
Peace,
mangeorge
Not sure what “straight” means. I like looking at men and women, but I only squick men.
This is so stupid on so many levels.
Welcome to MPSIMS!
Astronomically Straight.
“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”
I am heterosexual. However, no reasonable offer will be rejected.
I’m straight.
A little bent, but straight nonetheless.
For once, I think I’ll let this stand without comment. 