Yeah, actually the Cheetos too.
But bare feet in a gas station rest room? You know, nothing makes me more glad to be the possessor of a penis than a gas station rest room. You don’t want to touch ANYTHING.
I’d still like to know what you were looking at when you said that. This statement just does not make sense. Not a single picture I’ve seen has said anything one way or the other about her vagina, primarily because we can’t see the damn thing. This is like bashing someone’s rectal health after seeing their (perfectly normal) buttcheeks.
Regarding her flabbiness, yeah, she’s a little bit flabby. She’s also a mother of 2 and one of them was born less than 3 months ago. Considering those circumstances I would say she looks outstanding. I honestly think you’ve been drinking way too much haterade while posting to this thread, Indygrrl.
Some of this has already been said but I feel like it needs to be repeated that she is not, and has not been for a long time, a role-model for 12 year old girls. Today’s 12 year old girls were 4 (and perhaps 3, depending on their birthdate) when Britney burst onto the pop scene wearing a schoolgirl outfit and singing and dancing provocatively, and they were 7 or 8 the last time she had a big hit. If they care about her at all they probably think she’s an old hag. Speaking of which, Britney is almost 25. She hasn’t been a young, sweet, innocent role model since her Mickey Mouse Club days before anyone heard of her. Saying she’s acting like a bad role model for the 12 year olds or destroying her good image or anything along those lines is a falacious argument.
Lol, I don’t hate her. And yeah, it is very normal for a mom to have extra weight, c-section scars, etc., etc., but most do not go around giving crotch shots to the paparazzi and therefore do not get criticised for these things. I never said that Britney had a hanging pussy or whatever, that was Biggirl. I just think it looks icky. And after thinking about it I came up with the theory that a lot of women might think other women’s bits look bad, a. because we are heterosexual and not turned on by female genetalia, and b. because we haven’t seen very many up close and personal except for in porn or what’s between our own legs. Guys are going to view it a lot differently.
Look, I go to the gym and see all types of bodies in that locker room, and you know what? To me they are all beautiful. I wouldn’t even think to criticize anyone there, big or small, toned or flabby. But, I am critical of myself (and why should that bother anyone but me?) and I am a little critical of some of the ladies I work with (in my own head, never out loud). That’s not hypocritical, IMO, because I am willing to go under scrutiny as a condition of my work environment, and so are the other ladies who work there. It’s a highly superficial environment, and some of that does seep into the psyche, wrong or not. I never thought that by criticizing Britney-fucking Spears I’d be putting myself out there for you guys to jump on. But please, say whatever you want to about me. I know that you don’t know me, and I’m fine with who I am whether y’all like me or not.
Oh behave yourself. I don’t think I even implied that I don’t like you, and I certainly never said it. I just think you’re being unusually harsh on Britney. Her hey-nanner-nanner looks fine to me.
I’ve only seen a few vaginas in my life. All of those were in porn (I hate when gay porn websites have ads for straight porn, but that’s another whine) and presumably…umm displayed to their best advantage. I don’t think any of them are anything to look at, being gay I’m a tad biased but I really really don’t get what anyone sees in them.
Ah, not you, just a few others who have decided to name-call in this thread.
Please, let’s not let Britney’s baby-spitter get between the Teeming millions. We all can have differing opinions about the normalness of it (although the court of opinion has spoken and the answer is ‘quite normal’) but do not give it the power to drive us apart.
Let us look at it-- gawk, even-- and then put it back where it belongs. In between Britneys legs. Or, failing that, wrapped around some gold-digging gigolo’s well travelled member.
You know very little indeed. Her mother was the classic stage-mom, whoring her and Jamie Lynn out to every audition she could, micro-managing her life, and encouraging her daughter to dress up like jail-bait to attrack the sleazy older men.
So she reaps what she sows.
I say it’s pretty damned sad when I’m starting to think that K-FED should be the one winning the custody battle.
Really? Britney has done interviews where she says her mom want even watch half of her videos because they are too sexual. Like, I’m a Slave for You- her mom wouldn’t speak to her for a few weeks after she did that one.
Well, just because her mom might have pushed her into this stardom, doesn’t mean she has to approve of everything she does in it. She might have wanted Britney to be more like a Mandy Moore, still fairly sweet and innocent.
Ironincally enough, the current song on my roommates’s winamp is, I kid you not, “Slave for You.” Almost cosmic in a weird sort of way.
I feel bad for her.
I think that this crotch showing stuff has to be intentional. I haven’t seen any of it, but if she did it three times in the past week? She had to be doing it with the knowledge that it was going to be photographed. Therefore, she wanted to be photographed showing her private parts to the world. That doesn’t show very good judgment, as many of you have pointed out. She must think that this is a good career move, that is all I can think of that might explain this whole thing. I’m not thinking she was thinking straight when this appeared to her to be a good idea.
But the thing is, she married a man who already had a woman pregnant with their second child when she met him. He was, according to what little I have read, running around spending her money like it was an unending fountain. He appeared to be more interested in partying than in spending time with his family. She got pregnant very soon after giving birth to her first child.
This girl is obviously not overly laden with common sense.
NONE of this is rational. I know she has a mother, and maybe her mom tried to talk her out of marrying this man. Maybe her mom has tried to talk her out of all of the rest of the stupid stuff she has done. But…it seems to me that she is still operating under the misapprehension that she is a “golden girl” and that nothing she does is wrong. She is in for a rude awakening one of these days.
I feel bad for her. And for her kids.
I don’t think this analogy is getting enough of the thundering adulation it deserves. 
Because it was already old before we heard it again in Borat.
I still think you’re all overreacting and reading WAY too much into this. It makes no sense for her to do this on purpose because she was already all over the headlines for being on the verge of a “classy comeback”. Anyone could predict that crotch shots would get her called a slut and cause her setbacks and that is exactly what is happening. I don’t know why you guys think any PR person would really be that galactically fucking stupid.
Regarding your pity for her - I really think you can can it. She doesn’t need it. I grew up in the south and I was born the same year as Britney and let me tell you that she is not that out of the ordinary. The only difference between Britney Spears and 80% of the cute girls I grew up with is that Britney is worth millions. Hardly in need of sympathy from strangers.
She’ll be just fine. Trust me.
Perhaps, but her mom definitely started her out on that path.
I don’t feel sorry for her-yes, she’s stupid, and yes she’s basically uneducated. But she’s had numerous people offer her advice and she’s shunned it all. And hanging out with PARIS HILTON?
Honey, you have two kids at home-THOSE are the people who have my sympathy. Not Britney.
And…where did I say that a PR person had anything to do with her bad decisions? What I actually SAID is that she makes bad choices. Which I think she does, and probably over the loud objections of her parents and her PR persons.
I don’t think she needs my “pity” and I never said she DOES need my pity. I feel bad for her. I don’t need to can it. It is how I feel, and I have a right to feel it. I think she is making bad choices and I feel bad for her. Which, by the way? Isn’t pity. It is sympathy. If you don’t choose to think I should feel sympathy for her, that is your choice. I’ll feel it, one way or the other.
I hope so.
What, exactly, is your problem with me?
And…where did I say that a PR person had anything to do with her bad decisions? What I actually SAID is that she makes bad choices. Which I think she does, and probably over the loud objections of her parents and her PR persons.
I don’t think she needs my “pity” and I never said she DOES need my pity. I feel bad for her. I don’t need to can it. It is how I feel, and I have a right to feel it. I think she is making bad choices and I feel bad for her. Which, by the way? Isn’t pity. It is sympathy. If you don’t choose to think I should feel sympathy for her, that is your choice. I’ll feel it, one way or the other.
I hope so.
What, exactly, is your problem with me?
Sorry, I have absolutely NO IDEA how that happened.
Scottie, don’t let the power of the poontang overtake you! Do not let it be divisive. Do not let it work it’s evil magic on you.
I plead with you and not with Cisco because I know you well enough to see that you are not yet completely under it’s sway. You are not like him. He has let the meat flaps invade his psyche and is lashing out. There is still hope for you— do not surrender!
Thanks, darling. Not much danger of that happening.
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