Don’t be so down on me, man. I just didn’t want to be called chicken. I geese I’d better get the flock outta here. mi-grate-itude will be shown in eggsactly two more posts. It’ll be sent on a wing and a prayer. s’wan ya gonna do about it? Call Fowl? run around like a chicken w/your head cut off? It’s poultry pathetic if a guy can’t rant in piece, don’tcha think?
It’s not just pathetic, it’s peripatetic. Poultry in motion, let me tell ya.
The quality of these posts has gotten positively fowl!
Eider you cut it out or you’ll egret it!
/signed/
An Old Coot
No, you are not alone. It made me quack up ;). I thought that it should at least win some sort of award for Most Ironic Thread Title. 
Down, boy, down. Don’t threaten people or they may chicken out of this thread 
you bird brains! I nester saw such a thread! why, it’s the fly in the ointment, it is. Hen will you ever learn? you’ll roost the day you started this!
Not that I want to piss any of you off and buy the farm, but the way you all are acting is udderly embarrassing.
Owl see your duck and raise you an pigeon. This is getting salmonellic. Heh.
At the risk of parroting some previous poster, it seems that you folks are cooking Muad’Dib’s goose–you’re robin him blind, I tell ya. But I think we’re on the thrush-hold of showing him our true feelings on the subject. I think we’ve exposed the true nature of the OP, leaving it naked as a jay bird. Of course, he’s the one who wanted to grouse about the topic. I wonder if he quails (Quayles?) at what we’ve done to his thread? Take a gander at the nonsense we’ve posted. (Of course, most of us just posted on a lark.) I wonder who will take the next tern at this?
Well, buoys and gulls, I’m outta here, for now.
:eek: I am sharked. Sharked, I tell you, at what I’m seeing on my monitor.
That we would muscle this thread around and perch it on the edge of failure, only to revel in watching it flounder about.
Oh, to what depths will we skink? I toad you this would happen.
Bat ewe stoated tit!
The whole thing is a little hard to swallow.
Heh-heh-heh…
You said “bat”.
A swift comeback. But I really wish people would stop falcon around with critter names. It’s robin the OP of all meaning, and may drive him stark raven mad.
Sorry to grouse about this; I must seem like a real bustard for doing so.
Polycarp, you’re getting to remind me more and more of Melchett in Blackadder.
OK, this thread has gotten way off track.
Knock it off with the bird and fish puns, you goat-felching offspring of extraterrestrial harlots who were infected with sexually transmitted plasmodial diseases.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled name-calling.
I am only dissapointed in that I thought it would be hijacked for creative name calling, but bird puns are owl right.
You birdbrain!
(There is that better?)
I’m just glad to see Glee back in action. I’ve missed him.
Funnily enough, I go there regularly.
Glee clubs? You waste your time and money going to glee clubs when there are starving children all over the frickin’ Third World?
Get some perspective!