Yep, I’ll vote for higher taxes, pay them, and that’ll have to do. If they can’t even be bothered wiping the flies out of their eyes, fuck 'em.
I really feel bad for laughing at this.
Did you used to write for * Tales from the Crypt? *
I’m disappointed that we’ve seen mention of tits, but (until now) no boobies!
Will you gulls knock it off?!
You sound like a bunch of dodos.
I may be a pussy for admitting this, but I’ve been feline meowy bad about how this thread has gone. I’d say more but the cats-gut my tongue, besides, tabby honest, it’d be too litter too late.
Well, I tried to tern this thread back to its original topic, but I seem to have laid an egg. What I’m heron from you people is a desire to duck the whole issue. Ibis you don’t really care about Maud’Dib’s original point, but since he doesn’t seem to mind, I’ll sparrow myself any further aggravation and leave you guys to emus yourselves.
You are all a bunch of boobies and titmouses (titmice?).
Or woodcocks either, just to give equal time!
(Has anybody noticed that ornithologists are pervs? :eek: )
Careful - people are repeating birds moa often than they’re coming up with new ones. You loons are just posting in order to hawk all the attention. Now I’m craneky and I’m calling you out: come up with new ideas.
Or risk being ostrichcized from this thread.
Ocelot o’ kaka, in my opinion – if I were you, I’d cassowary eye about myself for those offended by all this grousing. It seems like just trying to snipe at the offerings of others.
Actually, I’m with Polly in rejecting your accusation. I plan to emu-late him.
:: Scrabbling her way over mounds of dead ducks toward the original topic ::
Creative invective can be quite entertaining. Used judiciously, it adds a zing to one’s posts. Overdone, or trite, it’s just boring and off-putting.
And then there’s the real grossouts:
Is this another vote for a puke smiley?
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