What the fuck is up with all the pirate shit today? I’m seeing this shit all over Fark too, am I losing my mind?
Someone please explain this to me, and not in pirate speak.
Well shiver me fucking timbers, the insane web strikes again!
Hmmmm, I wonder about pirate flashmobs.
Yaaaaar…whatcha be lookin’ at me fer…
Yeah, I posted a drunkard MPSIMS tread last Wednesday, and today I get an “Arrr Matey” post. I was content for that to get a big zero reply with thirty views, but nooooo, I get a pirate.
<<clever pirate expression>>
And its nearly over, damn me eyes. The sun is below the main yard, stout lads. It’s time to splice the main brace. Stand to your hal’erds, fore and aft. Quartermaster, bring up the grog. A full
cup for every man and a double ration for the chanty man.
Yarr, ye be havin’ parrots in yer crowsnest matey.
Pirate Council Fagrags*
Mmmmm…Pirate Obi-Wan is DAMN sexy!
*[sub]don’t get mad about me about that last word-it was the title on the forums[/sub]
Didja hear about the new pirate movie?
It’s rated ARRRRRRR!
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says “Do you know that you’ve got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?”
The pirate says “Arrr, it’s drivin me nuts!”
Bos’n! Blow all men on deck!!!
Wait…that can’t be right…
Few will remember, but this all started with me about two years ago.
Or, maybe, that Pirates of the Caribbean movie had something to do with it, too.
The next major trend I’m setting is the total abolishment of three button suits in favor of heavy grey two button wool suits with black threads in them.
Arrrr.
80’s bad fashion flashback…
:eek: :eek: :eek:
TWO BUTTONS?
My eyes hurt from the memory
Arrr…ye eyes may be healed by the ocean wind, matey.
Sorry, guess I’m not very good at this.