Oooo yeah! …and Demi parading in a skimpy swimsuit with his measurements flashing on the screen below! A crackwhore can dream can’t she!
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Hey, am I allowed to be silly here? Okay then, favorite Uncle.
Runway? Isn’t that were planes take off?
Anyway, obviously we need a Most Intelligent and Sexy Dutchman Award.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
::votes for the Most Intelligent and Sexy Dutchman sporting a Sequence Evening Gown award::
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
oppss that is sequins evening gown!
my thanks to the canadian spellchecker =)
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Village Idiot.
Most convoluted logician.
Best Guy Named After A Tarantino Movie To Whom Nobody Really Pays Much Attention, And Rightly So, As He Hasn’t Really Been Around Long Enough, But Always Tries To Use Proper Grammar and Spelling ?
Biggest Smartass…
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Poster most hopeful their name will show up somewhere…anywhere. Even the bad awards.
I like the idea of breaking awards down by each forum. Heck, if we come up with enough awards, everyone is bound to win something.
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Most likely to hijack a thread?
Most scared of going into the Pit?
another category:
Best reference to and best use of feltching in a single flame
John Larrigan
“82.35% of all statistics are made up on the spot”–Vic Reeves
1.Most overated
2.Most underated
Best performance from a diety
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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biggest wallflower
here’s a good one:
Best use of ASCII in sig
(you know, this stuff)
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“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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moving this back to the top
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Biggest Post Padder
Most Likely To Throw A Hissy-Fit
Most Truthful
Biggest Bullshitter
Biggest Satan wannabee
Best Troll
Most Annoying Usage of Smilies
My giant tomato puts your cantaloupe to shame.
How about “Poster Most Likely To Harp On Something Stupid Until You Want To Bash His Skull In With A Heavy, Blunt Object”?
I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!
frolix8
make that global village idiot
frolix8
make that global village idiot
what is this flood control?It wants you to wait 60 seconds between posts.I gotta get to work.It’s 20 degrees and I want to get to the good parking lot.