How about Sexiest Redhead Poster?
Most Improved Poster, and Least Improved Poster.
Poster Whose Posts Would Be Improved by a Cat Walking Randomly Across the Keyboard While Posting.
Best On-the-Spot Poetry Maker-Upper.
Of course, no one’s yet come up with a category I would win…
sigh.
Oooh, I forgot: Most Likely to add an Irrelevant Story at the end of her Posts.
That’s me, of course.
Least/Most seen?
Coolest user name?
Perhaps awards divided by forum as mentioned above would be in order. Some folks never leave their preferred forum - of course some are all over the board. So maybe forum award capped off with two or three overall awards. I’d suggest bagging slam awards - though tongue in cheek seems harmless, most folks around here do have an understanding of humor in general at least.
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Most likely to shove your views down your throat and make you happy to swallow?
Best Rambler?
Best Edsel…(car humor…gotta love Detroiters.)
Best one liner?
Best opening line?
Best question/thread ( in each catagory)
Best nearsighted Michiganian who is about to give birth?
I don’t know Shirley, do you think that narrows the field sufficiently? We may need a tie-breaker of some sort.
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Sexiest, of course.
Most Missed Poster, for all those people who have left us.
Most Missed Thread
Best MB Scandal
Biggest Heartbreaker, for whatever reason (taken, jailbait, etc.)
Most Sex-obsessed
And, for the perpetual MPSIMS topics to be decided once and for all:
Poster You Most Want to Date
Poster You Most Want to Do
And, the category I won last time around:
Best Sport
So, Opal, when are you going to get this started again? It was damn fun last time!
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Most impressive first post
Here is how I’m considering arranging the awards:
General Awards
Forum-Specific Awards
-Comments on…
-About this MB
-GQ
-MPSIMS
-BBQ Pit
-Comments on MB
-GD
Newbie Awards
Sound good to everyone?
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I’m going to get it started either tonight or tomorrow.
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Opal- looks good to me, although we’ll probably debate ad nauseum what makes up a “newbie”… (“I’ve only been here a month! I’m a newbie!” “Yeah, but you’ve got over 400 posts already! You’re not a newbie!” “I’ve only got 50 posts, but I’ve been posting for six months- am I a newbie?” “How about three months? Is that a newbie?”)
Given that I first made the suggestion, I suppose it’s my fault, and I apologize. And I’d suggest… ehm… what are my numbers again?.. ah, hell, I say leave it up to the particular voter to decide whether someone’s a ‘newbie’ or not. Free-form it.
JMCJ
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A person doesn’t have to still be a newbie to win a newbie award. Things like “Fastest Assimilation of a Newbie” could apply to someone who started a year ago, but the award refers to them when they were newbies.
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How about funniest poster? (I mean ha-ha funny)
I want an award…as long as it sheds a positive light on me, I don’t care what the award is, just as long as I get one.
May we campaign?
“…being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage.”
Hmmm… how about “Poster able to break the most concrete slabs with their empty fist”? Not that I have anybody in mind.
Wait a minute, Opal! Is it too late to lobby for “Most Obscure”? “Posters We’d Like to Hang Around With If We Knew Who The Hell They Were”? “Most Charisma Impaired”?
Dang, she’s probably off working miracles.
Okay, everybody who’s a pair of Hush Puppies in a designer world, line up here…
Veb
The one whose name most resembles Shurgosan?
Um, how about horniest?
Most shy?
The most recent chat member that everyone loves? 
How about BMU’s biggest competition for chat ho?
Most precocious?
The only teenager to realize that, hey, he might NOT know everything!
The most original name (hey, hitting random keys and adding vowels…)
The one with the fewest number of souls (read the sig)
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
This is brilliance, in it’s purest form.
I’m still laughing…
“You both can suck my used tampons, you goat-raping, rat-stuffing inbred sons of a syphillitic gutterslut and a one-eyed midget named “Klaus”.”
–NTG
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I know it’s a bit late to be adding my two cents, but are things like “oldest” and “youngest” and “most posts” really vote topics? Aren’t they kind of, well, easily discerned without a vote?
Ah well.
So, how many times are we allowed to vote? Is there a sign-up thingie?
David: Yeah I know but people wanned em so I added em.
You can vote once a day…
what do you mean by “sign up thingie”?
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“Sign up thingie” = Way to prevent people from voting 100 times in an hour. Something where they sign in, type a password, whatever. Sorry I used the technical term.