You obviously haven’t read my profile.
You mean like for blackmail purposes?
Well I’m two inches taller, a better dancer, and much more fun to be with. 
I almost started a thread about John Mace, but then found this one. I noticed his absence some time ago, and have wondered about his whereabouts also. I hope all is well. In all my years here, I’ve found no one more even-handed and reasonable than he. Subscribing here, in the hopes of his soon return.
Heard from Foggy!!
He’s alive and well but just doesn’t come by the Dope so much anymore.
And Bricker and Princhester have both put in appearances in the last month or so.
But John Mace is still MIA.