There is hetero porn bragging about the guys having 16 inch tubers, which is pretty damn amazing. So you have guys talking about their embarrassingly small 7 inch dicks, or telling a chick they can’t fit in Trojan Magnums :rolleyes:
You might think the OP is a troll, and all the responders are playing along. I’m not so sure after watching real life banter, query a room full of random guys and probably the smallest that will be admitted to is 9 inchs with s sad face
First of all I have never figured out why some hetero porn whose audience is primarily male based on studies makes cocks a selling point, who cares right?
Second of all there appear to be some horribly defective rulers and tape measures out on the market, its a real problem!
I blame Jimmy Carter and our forced/failed conversion to the metric system. My penis IS two digits long in centimeters (and in millimeters, yeah oh yeah baby, suck on THAT Ron Jeremy!).
Thanks Jimmy Carter for a national malaise and penis inflation!
Most guys like to exaggerate about everything, so why would penis size be any different? In our culture, bigger is better(except for body weight). Income, houses, cars, boats, trophies, breasts, and penises are all supposed to be huge.
With porn, I’m guessing that it started out that larger penises were simply easier to film. Then huge became the standard and from there it got out of control. This is one reason I prefer lesbian or solo woman porn(see related thread). I’m not interested in watching a freak show.
I wonder if we’ll get the same level of craziness concerning penis size as a good portion of women do concerning their bodies.
For the older among us, has penis size talk had the same prevalence over the decades? How about men who bulk up like Arnold S., has that been around to the same degree for the last few decades?
I used to call them AOL inches back when I was young and picking up guys in AOL chat rooms. General rule was to expect two inches less than the person claimed.
These people have no respect for the memory of the late John Curtis Holmes.
Then again, old Johnny Wadd was himself needlessly hyped as hangin’ further down than he really did. Probably not entirely a matter of his own vanity, but more like: “Nah, let’s not say he’s got 11, let’s say he’s got 14. Who can tell the difference in this bad lighting and low-quality film, and that way the guys in the audience who can see he’s swinging twice as much pipe as they got won’t feel so bad, and be be even more impressed that the girl can take all that.”
Back in the '70s National Lampoon magazine somewhere found a photograph of Jimmy Carter holding an unsliced bologna and featured it in a fake article suggesting that then-President Carter was hugely hung. I wish like heck I could find that online.
The most accurate numbers I’ve ever heard for Holmes was 9.75". His rival Ron Jeremy is 9.5". Holmes name for Jeremy was “Little Dick” and Jeremy called Homes “Pap Smear”. But in the case of both men, neither can get the whole thing in a vagina, which tend to bottom out at around 7.5". Watch their movies, and the poor schmucks tend to have their hands around the base to keep it from going in too far.
