First of all, I don’t think there is such a law – I would have posted in GQ if unsure. Instead the thread title is intended as a parody of the slimy prose we get from greenslime1951.
Second, I come here not to condemn the Green Slime, but to express my gratitude! I often read my own posts a day after I wrote them and think “What a pretentious hyperbolic sanctimonious asshole that septimus is!” I no longer have to be worried about being called on it. My posts almost qualify as calm and intellectual compared with those of greenslime1951.
Use the Find Posts by This Idiot function and pick one at random and you’ll see what I mean. This one had me spitting out my coffee in laughter:
Although he and I often disagree, the poster who wrote it’s as an accidental homophonic typo has forgotten more English grammar than you ever knew, Slime. And I say that even knowing you claim to be an English teacher. What made me sputter with laughter is that your condescending grammar rebuke itself contained misuse of the ellipsis! (Refer to the Why are Dopers so pedantic? thread if you don’t know why, you … English teacher! )
Here’s another one that made me laugh:
This from the Slime who thinks anyone who wants Buffett to pay as much tax as his secretary automatically thinks all rich people are evil. :smack:
Even his thread titles are amazing:
“Why does everyone blame GWB for everything?”
Wasn’t it Abe Lincoln who once said