No there isn’t. Neither does the Easter Bunny exist. And, don’t get me started on unicorns and the Tooth Fairy!
The world is a terrible place, vacant of magical gift giving creatures and full of nasty people who wouldn’t give you the time of day let alone a new bike. So, live with it. Life is cruel. As the ancient philosopher Confucius once said Tough beans kid.
Now eat your oatmeal.
