“What flavor of punch should I serve at my abortion party? No, I’m NOT looking for opinions on whether or not I should HAVE an abortion party, I just want opinions on punch. Thanks.”
Surprisingly searching for deer penis didn`t turn it up. Elf penis probably would have done it except Elf is too short to search for. He seemed like a nice guy. I remember feeling bad he got shot down. I wanted, you know, anybody else but me to give him a hug and say it’s ok.
I believe TMI is what made the Straight Dope and Cecil famous. To wit: gerbil stuffing.
I knew Stove Top made it for turkeys, but for gerbils too?
seems like a lot of work for a little bit of meat to me…
For me, the true sign of how far things can go here usually involves semen.
Yes, semen - whether it’s pan fried, rotting in a zip lock bag, or even just fresh from the tap!
I’ve spent the last hour trying to get the search function to return something besides a database crash. When I find it I’ll post.
I meant stuffing as a verb not a noun.
http://zorak.best.vwh.net/gerbils.html
Wasn’t there that one guy who asked about lubrication in prepubescent girls? Or orange and black semen?
Ok, here’s the closed thread:
What utterly impossible sexual fantasies do you have? (Way TMI)
And here’s the discussion about it being closed:
Oh, cmon Rico! (about a TMI thread closing)
Nothing is working today; let’s try this again:
The closed thread:
What utterly impossible sexual fantasies do you have? (Way TMI)
The discussion of the closed thread:
Oh, cmon Rico! (about a TMI thread closing)
Ah ha! I knew it! So yes, there is a topic that’s too TMI.
channeling Foghorn Leghorn…
Thats a joke son
Grape Flavor Aid. All the cool kids are drinking it.
And somewhere, on some dark corner of the internet, a slash fanfic was born about a forbidden love between Legolas and Bambi. 
That would be pedophilia!
Now Bambi’s mom, on the other hand…
Bambi’s mom has gooot it goin’ on…
The TMI doesn’t bother me as much as all the spider threads. Dopers seem to be obsessed with spiders. There really should be a flashing icon that says “Warning: Spider Thread May Contain Spiders!” as long as the icon doesn’t look like a spider. Now TMI with spiders, that is right out and should never, ever be allowed. Has there ever been TMI with spiders? Wait, I don’t want to know.
Rule 34, baby.
And to keep it equal opportunity, let’s not forget the classic thread about risotto that smelled like… well… ummm… vulva.
The guy who liked to masturbate into the fish tank was a bit much for me.*
*but I read it anyway