Is there *any* topic that's too TMI for the Dope?

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corpse collapses

Wow. That may be the best thread I’ve ever read on the entire internet. It would’ve been so much better if it hadn’t been locked. I am beyond words.

Surely someone, somewhere, must have written Shelob porn. Probably several someones.

Written it? Someone’s illustrated it. I’m not even kidding. It was linked to from this board.

dies inside

link please

Is there any topic that’s too TMI for the Dope?

Yes. We call it the Aristocrats!

**Is there any topic that’s too TMI for the Dope? **

Absolutely there is.

But I can’t tell you. You really wouldn’t want to know anyway.

This comic is very funny and completely work safe. However, if you click on the archive, and look for “Eight Legs of Love,” you will never, ever sleep again.

Ever.

Don’t browse that archive at work, either.

Nooooo! I said I didn’t want to know! You can’t get me to click that, ever! runs screaming from the thread

I saw that and someone hardly warned us either. It was WRONG. Wrong, wrong, wrong. It just didn’t make any sense - it didn’t even seem like it was meant to be funny.

But fuck, in a world where there’s acted out pterydactyl porn, anything can indeed happen.

Gawd, that first one was funny. The fountain of death one was also pretty good.

The 8 legged one is BAD!

I love it. There’s nothing like the internet to make you realize how insane you’re not.