Is there anyone else out there who isn't interested in the Super Bowl?

Well, honestly, some people probably get it right away, and of people who don’t, most probably don’t express confusion because they don’t care very much. I have encountered plenty of people in my life who said something weird that I never asked about because I didn’t care. And if it were said with any sort of tone that seemed to be inviting comment, I might be even less inclined to ask. I don’t really like being trolled in real life.

As for the ambiguity of the term, I’ve never had an American wonder what I meant by “football” and I’ve never had a non-American wonder what I meant by “American football.” I like using the terms people know and also use, rather than parsing their apparent meaning. Life’s too shot to try to make English some sort o logical language. That way lies madness and bad “driving on a parkway” jokes.

‘Football’ in America or Europe-wildly different

‘Tennis’ in America or Europe-not nearly so much

That’s football, right? I knew there was a game on because chips and dip are on sale at the grocery store!

I never said otherwise. I’m saying that any amount of ambiguity is easily overcome. So easily, that scabpicker’s entire argument is absurd.

Shuffleboard on a cruise ship or Dave and Buster’s=wildly different. I still don’t call one “standy-slidey.”

Well, until now.

You’re welcome to your opinion, but I think you doubled down on a bad call.

You think the ambiguity of “football” is not easy to overcome? I mean, outside of the dope where people seem to be claiming they don’t know what sports are?

Bullshit. He was doubling down on what is perhaps the most ludicrous argument I’ve seen on this board from a non-truther. I was pointing out that there is ambiguity in all sorts of names, and trying to use that to justify a 3rd grade perjorative is the height of absurdity.

Well, we’re between periods so I’ll ask in return:

How on earth is calling it something other than what you like me to call it a pejorative? If you called my beloved hockey pucky-puck, I could care less. I might ask what you meant, and smirk when you said it afterward, but I’d be an idiot if I was insulted.

Where did I claim that hand-egg isn’t absurd? A) It’s a sport. B) It’s poorly named. C) People still understand my dumb-ass name.

No, there is not a single other person around who isn’t interested in the Superbowl. Not one.

And before you ask, there are NO other people who hate Facebook, don’t understand Twitter, don’t know who the Kardarshians are, and can’t understand why anyone would want a smartphone. None.

I can’t even operate a phone. I send clay tablets through the mail for correspondence. In cuneiform, you savages.

I bet you thought for at least two minutes about a good way to convey doe eyes via your keyboard before you typed that.

You mean “peanut butter balls.”

DAMN it!

You mean phenobarbital.

:dubious:

No, I’d honestly like to know how making up names for a sport you like is somehow pejorative when it’s not insulting. For contrast, I can make up a few actual ones if you like, even if I don’t believe in them. Here’s a couple. They took much less than two minutes to consider.

Steroid-fuled land behemoths grunting and pushing.
Millionaire Fucktards.

If I actually used those to refer to the sport, I’d understand others taking offense. Until I do, grow an epidermis.

It’s obvious how much you “like” this sport. And you can keep calling me thin-skinned all you like, but it’s perfectly clear that you want us all to be offended much more than we actually are.

No, I’d actually prefer you to be wise enough that you weren’t offended at all, but you can’t please everyone. Don’t worry about pleasing me on this subject.

Just out of curiosity, who do you think you’ve offended?

As I’ve said before, I’m not offended at all. I’ve never played the sport, though I am a casual fan.