Hey guys, where’d you put the trebouchet? I cant –
Hey! You’re not supposed to be in this room yet!
No goats till s/he coughs up the $14.95.
In the meantime, may I offer you a little calamari?
Welcome!
I’m guessin’ for 20 minutes?
Welcome!
GT
(So has s/he coughed up the $14.95 yet?)
Not yet, and the goat’s gettin’ mighty restless.
I see something about the calimari, but what about the kimchee?
No goats till s/he coughs up the $14.95.
In the meantime, may I offer you a little calamari?
Welcome!
The cat’s nappin’ and I’m purrin’. The margaritas are missin’.
No! No! Not the kimchee!!
:: glances around for escape ::
:: pause ::
:: glances around again ::
Uh oh.
FATHER! I finally found you!!
{{{hugs}}}
If somebody is bringing the goat, be sure to remember the condoms [spolier] And make sure they are goat sized this time[/spoiler]
And people wonder where Shagnasty’s name came from… 
Draelin and gardentraveler
Thanks for playing along with the “in joke” that never grows old.
Of course, that might have cost us $14.95 from Big Willie Shakes who might be thinking “I have to pay to participate in this weirdness?”
Don’t forget, the $14.95 includes one free ride in the goat cannon.
Dring yer own damned helmet! Whaddaya expect for $14.95?
In answer to Big Willie Shakes original question.
No, there is no specific initiation. However, once you fork over the $14.95 you are expected to already know, and therefore never, ever ask the following things:
Who is Opal?
What happened just once, in 1960, for 20 minutes?
Is Cecil really Ed Zotti?
Why is the board so slow?
What words end in -gry?
If you ever post any of those questions, even in jest, we will hunt you down, find you and kill you while you sleep.
So, here’s a cheery “Welcome aboard!”
I’m spolier than thou.
Sorry, almost forgot to ask… would you like Big Willie Fries with that?
In Russia, jokes play along with you!!!
I’m sorry, I really couldn’t help it.
No goats till s/he coughs up the $14.95.
In the meantime, may I offer you a little calamari?
Welcome! 
I will be giggling about this all day long. Way, way past the time where it’s entirly necessary
entirely, too.