I repeatedly misread the title of this thread as “sex toy taster.” :eek:
Don’t know if that’s better or worse than a tester.
Just hope it pays more.
No, not really. That was a rumor spread by anti-masturbation, anti-feminist nitwits who were afraid that they’d be replaced by vibrators once women learned to open pickle jars and kill our own damn spiders. In fact, women who regularly masturbate, with and without sex toys, experience more orgasms when with a partner, too. 
Well, if it’s a flavored lube, one could be taste tester, so both would apply.
I heard it tasted like bacon.
It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it. A dirty, dirty, filthy job…
That’s $32.05 per orgasim.
No, not the same. Their is a big difference between someone who uses one once a day from a person who uses one 15 times a day.
I think it would be like cooking. You see professional cooks all the time work with hot pots and pans and over time their fingertips become desensitized to the point they often can handle hot objects without or with fewer hot pads and such. Or similar to guitar players who develop calluses on their fingertips so they can finger guitar strings easier.
15 a week, not day, according to the article.
Actually, the chart is on page 113. 
If I may suggest: don’t try to tell people of the opposite gender how their reproductive systems work.
15 orgasms, not uses. Some of those toys are bound to not…measure up.
Uh…wait, wait, wait…
$25K for 7 hours a week…
(25000/7)*40 = $142,857 per year before taxes. I wouldn’t mind making half that per year (working 4 hours a day?).
I wonder what she considers a benefit package and if she has to pay for it.
And that’s 15 orgasms/week for 7 hours of work = averaging 2 orgasms per hour.
I wonder if she sets a timer and counts orgasms; nice ratings system. “This one gave me 3 in the alotted hour; this gave me only one.”
Or maybe she works twice a day and maintains a cool-down time in between tests. “This one succeeded in only 21 minutes; test #2 with that one in 6 hours.”
—G!
The article says she lives with her boyfriend’s mother. Hope her office is well-insulated.
I could live on $25k if I had a job like that. No wardrobe, entertainment, or transportation expenses. Just food and a roof.
Ew!
Camel Spider Sex Toys. Yummmmmmm…
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Does she get to write off her power bill as a business expense?
Read the article. Do you think they worked in the fact that she is a mother often enough? Sheesh.