Heh.
Reminds me of the schoolteacher who told little Johnny to use the word “horticulture” in a sentence.
“OK,” Johnny replied. “You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.”
::rimshot::
Thank you! I’ll be here till Thursday. Don’t forget to tip your waitress!
Dorothy? Is that you? 
Old news. Beat you to it. Look furher up in the thread.
“Mets” is short for metastasis, which basically means the spreading of cancer. Sloan-Kettering is a famous cancer center.
I don’t get the Pascal one either.
3 statisticians are out bowhunting. They spot a deer. The first one shoots, and his arrow lands 3 feet to the right of the deer. The second one shoots, and his arrow lands 3 feet to the left of the deer. The third one says, “We got him!”
I’m a layperson and I got the joke. Of course, I’ve also been playing Sim City ever since the first one was released. 
I like the stats one, thanks smitty
My favorite limericks:
and then…
and my all time best…
Three mathematicians are riding on a train through England. They look out the window and see a black sheep.
“Ah,” says the first. “In England, some sheep are black.”
“Untrue, my friend,” retorts the second. “In England, at least one sheep is black.”
“My imprecise colleagues,” says the third, “In England, there exists at least one sheep that is black on at least one side.”
I think this was a Weird Earl a while back: Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names
recursive
re·cur·sive
adj
1: see recursive
This sentence is false.
I heard this joke told as an engineer (who deduces that all sheep in England are black), a mathematician and a statistitian traveling in the train. It was told by a physicist…
Along the same lines:
[quote]
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are challenged to build a pen enclosing some sheep with the minimum amount of fencing.
The engineer builds a large circular pen and puts the sheep into it.
The physicist creates an infinately large pen, and then gradually decreases it’s circumference until the sheep are tightly enclosed.
The mathematician builds a tiny pen, just big enough for him to stand inside and announces “I define myself to be on the outside of the pen!”
[quote]
:rolleyes:
Gp
Those are two of my favorites.
(And if I ever meet anyone who actually does “copy con program.exe” for nontrivial “program.exe” I shall worship him or her as my God.)
Two dyslexics discussing a postmodern painting:
“You can really sense the absence of dog.”
“Yes, but is it rat?”
Well there are three key facts here:
I, for one, am impressed. Bravo tomndebb
D’oh! That should read “A High School Student Chimes In.”
Preview! Preview! Preview!
I thought he passed his brother…
Procrastinators will rule the world!
…someday…
Two mathematicians sit at an outdoor cafe. As they sip their drinks, they notice a person enter the house across the way. A few minutes later, they notice two people leave the house across the way. After a moment, one mathematician turns to the other and says: “Now if someone else enters the house, it’ll be empty again.”
SimCity?