So the other day my sweetie, KD, made a random observation about how men are always scratching themselves to which I replied, “I really enjoy scratching my testicles!”
KD made a face and said, “Well, you’re just a regular NUTSCRATCHER, aren’t you?”
My reply was instantaneous, sometimes I amaze myself. I said, “Isn’t that the name of the noteworthy Christmas ballet?” 
KD bent over laughing uncontrollably for ten or fifteen minutes. That was last week about Wednesday and being that “tis the season”, she is reminded of my joke almost continuously. I wonder how long it will be funny. 