** Why are there so many more laws now than in the past?
Have we finally hit a wall as a species?**
Yes, we can never progress due to all the laws.
** I Had a Dream That I Was Married to Trump.
the april fools mmp
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**I Had a Dream That I Was Married to Trump.
It Came From The Crypt **
And being married to Trump is more scary than being married to something from the crypt.
Mass Killings in the United States 2019
It’s that day again!
Like, every other day?
What DO you consider “Rich?”
San Francisco
Yeah! Those damn California elites.
How dangerous is a chainsaw to use?
TMI: My rectum is on fire (anal fissure)
So… very dangerous?
I am your king; you must come and pay homage
I have a multifunction chair
I don’t want to know what you’re doing while “sitting on the throne”, king.
** It looks like I’m building a house, advise?
How do I build up my wrists?**
Build a house. Lots of wrist work in that!
Tell me why VEEP isn’t the worse show in history.
Pussy Galore
That’s one way to get me to start watching.
Tips: Vacation to Japan
San Francisco
Oh, come on. You can be more constructive than that!
** How do you define “hate speech”?
Words We Pronounce Wrong But Nobody Cares
What was Trump actually implying he did when he said he “grabb[ed] em by the pussy”
**
Sounds like hate speech to me, but who cares what Trump implies?
** Top 10 Performance of the 70s?
The Dead Don’t Die**
And we are grateful for that
I am your king; you must come and pay homage
I Just Got Laid Off
Vive la révolution!
A fun Calvin and Hobbs twist
How dangerous is a chainsaw to use?
Goodbye, imaginary friend. 
**Pussy Galore
greatest entrances in movie history
**
“My name is Pussy Galore.”
“I must still be dreaming.”
Can a PET Scan Really Generate Positrons?
Tastes From My Stomach That Just Won’t Go Away?
Take a swig of electrons, that’ll fix it.
asexual?
Fuck it all
Umm… I don’t think that’s how it works.
Boeing software fix for 737 Max
Feasibility of giant parachutes to save plummeting commercial airliner
“Attention passengers, this is your pilot speaking. We’re not entirely sure this plane won’t suddenly start plummeting to earth, so the good folks at Boeing have retrofitted an enormous parachute to slow our descent. No worries, have a wonderful trip, and remember your seat backs can be used as a flotation device.”
** Sudden losses. So many. Share the grief.
Is this the stupidest clickbait item yet?**
** Objection !! … Overruled !! … Exception !!
Oldest phrases/expressions used in today’s English
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**Anyone here have a fire pit?
When my knees and feet feel better I plan to have some fun.
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DON’T DO IT!!!
Fire-Walking may SOUND like fun, but…
**Happy Anniversary to Us
Just getting started
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That’s the Spirit!