** “If you wish to leave you may”
This could make for a horror story**
“… you wouldn’t like what’s outside the door, though.”
**So I think I’ve got a job
Thanks for preparing for 3 days on this job interview but …**
I felt bad when I posted the former and found it right above the latter, but… it’s also kind of funny.
So I think I’ve got a job
I am your king; you must come and pay homage
So, did you, like, go to kinging school and get a degree in kinging and maybe spend a few years as a baron and a duke and so on, or is it all just nepotism?
Sexual heresies.
Felicity Huffman, Lori Loughlin indicted in Ivy League bribery scheme
This scandal is going WAAAAAAAAY deeper than anyone suspected.
Is John Mace dead?
So I think I’ve got a job
We don’t even know if he’s dead yet, and you’re taking his job? That’s cold,
** It’s kitten season and we need names
What effects of global warming have you personally noticed?**
There you go - name the kitties Fireball, Storm and I’m Melting.
Sneezing all over the MMP
Is John Mace dead?
That’s how it starts. :eek:
** Did tall races of 8’ ever exist?
Bones don’t lie
Upbringing: Nature VS Nurture**
You need good genes and good food to be 8’ tall
Friend survived methanol ingestion…How?
Kissing Grandma (Dead).
Yeah, Granny keeled right over, but my pal is doing fine.
**So I think I’ve got a job
How dangerous is a chainsaw to use?**
So, you’re a lumberjack now? That’s OK.
Half your car across the line when the traffic light turns red
Is there a limit to how much light can be redshifted?
That light was green, officer, you must have been moving too quickly away from it.
Kissing Grandma (Dead).
What can be done to avoid freezer burn?
Use plenty of Chap-Stick?
** The Poetry of Donald J. Trump
My bedroom is 11 ft by 12 ft, but the listing says 11ft by 13ft.**
Hey, you left out the best parts.
My bedroom is 11 ft by 12 ft
but the listing says 11 ft by 13ft
Now that’s collusion!
So sad.
**What’s Your Alcohol Preference: Beer or Liquor?
What’s For Dinner? (spring '19 edition)
It’s all about the bread, man…
**
This board needs…
New car smell
Sure to revitalize the dope!
Spring Cleaning 2019, who’s on it? What’s your project(s)?
Mass Killings in the United States 2019
[ul]
[li]Lawyers[/li][li]the DMV[/li][li]Car salesmen[/li][/ul]
:eek:
So many more choices…
** Is cornbread bread or cake?
It’s all about the bread, man…**
Right. It’s cornBREAD.
**Examples of inventions that seem like a good idea but turned out to be worthless
Question about MS Powerpoint **
In a Perfect Day MMP
Notre Dame on fire
The MMP is a cruel, evil thread.
What’s the threshold for a firearm to be too dangerous?
“Some people did something” quote
If some people did something with a firearm, it’s too dangerous.
Why is America so fat?
Gravity, its the law
If we just outlawed gravity, we wouldn’t weigh so much!