If 99% of humans suddenly died.
Time for a new TV
Heck, yeah! There’d be all KINDS of cool stuff, just lying around for the taking!
Although there probably wouldn’t be much on TV to watch anymore.
**Historic moment US President crosses DMV into North Korea
What’s the most interesting car you saw today?**
** Buddhism and Loneliness
Are you the universe?
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…because if you are the entire Universe, then there is only you, and you will be lonely.
Once-premium services which are now standard
“Creepy men” at Walmart
I used to pay hundreds of dollars for creepy men, but thanks to Wal*Mart they come standard.
Remember these?
Wasp Supernests
No, thankfully I’ve blocked them from memory.
Best Possible Car Names?
Remember these?
OK, so I got fired for drinking on the job…
Historic moment US President crosses DMZ into N Korea.
“…and that’s why I’m no longer in the Secret Service.”
I think my smartphone is possessed
what good is the landline phone network in the future?
It’ll come in handy to call the exorcist.
I Think I’m Going to Try Retirement for Now
OK, so I got fired for drinking on the job…
but on retirement, I can drink all the time. Cheers!
** How do you feel about police?
Let’s talk about keeping cool out in the heat.**
The first one puts an entirely new spin on the second one
House Explosion in Charlotte NC
Wasp Supernests
It wasn’t enough. The next nest was bigger than ever.
**How Quick Could You Withdraw A $100,000 From A Bank Account?
If my bank account said $X, I would retire today.
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** Who was the worst troll on this site?
Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread
DrDeth vs Hurricane Ditka: who’s the bigger troll? **
** I have retired.
I Think I’m Going to Try Retirement for Now**
Band wagon jumper!
What would happen if I killed my boss?
I think I may have Aspergers Syndrome
Another Hollywood cliché hits the Dope. Anyone different has to be a serial killer, right? :rolleyes:
In general, why is the college “party culture” viewed as negative?
Alcoholics: detox must be done under medical supervision
Wonderfully funny business names
Remember these? [nostalgic things]
Not exactly hilarious, but not the worst name ever for an antiques store - compared to “From Oblivion”, “The Antiki-Wiki” or the “Knick-Knack Paddywhack Shack”.*
*actual suggestions from the Antique Store Name Generator.
** Packing tape dispensers were invented in Hell by Satan
I’ll say!**
Non-erotic question about a disclaimer before an adult film scene
Double slit experiment - quantum mechanics
That’s hot.
Are you the universe?
I’ll say!
So will I
So will I
So will I